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Old 01-25-2008, 11:54 AM   #151 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2008, 11:55 AM   #152 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2008, 12:20 PM   #153 (permalink)
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Funny stuff.
Funny, too, how Americans seem to be the only ones that get the bad rap for cultural incorrectness and language faux pas.
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Old 01-25-2008, 01:28 PM   #155 (permalink)
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aww man i wish i was at home and not work so i could upload some of the awesome sign pics i took while i was in china for a summer. if i remember when i get home i will share.
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Old 01-25-2008, 01:34 PM   #156 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2008, 02:12 PM   #157 (permalink)
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I love this thread almost as much as I love flesh juice.
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Old 01-25-2008, 02:23 PM   #158 (permalink)
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I've got a shirt I bought in Japan that has a picture of a topless woman on the front with the slogan "The wonderful junk of girls". And yes I've gotten comments on it at the gym

Once while my brothers were visiting me in Japan we found a "viking" (buffet) restaurant in Kyoto with a bench outside. Above this bench was a sign that read "Don't Shit Down."

Never did try shitting up.
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Today's theme is "caught on camera". When somebody captures a split-second priceless moment for eternity. Mostly these are moments of the embarrasing nature.

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Must be cousins to goth girl

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Yep, that's golf for you.

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I once read a sign at the BWI airport, posted on a door.

"DOOR IS TO BE KEPT CLOSED AT ALL TIMES"

Must be a kinda useless door then if we can never open it. Makes you wonder what idiot put the door there in the first place.
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There was a Wendy's near where I worked that had a sign: CLOSERS WANTED.

Neighborhood kids would go out and steal the "C"
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Even better when it's on video...

Oops: YouTube - Idiot of the year.

Doh: YouTube - Overconfident Cyclist Crashes Just Before Finish Line

What was I thinking? YouTube - No Gold for Lindsey Jacobellis

Self-Pwned: YouTube - SAMARAI SWORD IDIOT

Ahhhhhhhh: YouTube - Grape Lady Falls

I'm feeling it, I'm feeeaaaaahhhhhhhhh: YouTube - Singer Juan Gabriel stumbles and falls off stage at concert

...and this one just makes me laugh because it's NG: YouTube - Nancy Grace Owned!
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I was almost afraid to watch this one. There is a video I've seen of a karate and kendo competition and demo. There's this guy showing off his precision at cutting things with a katana, following? His assistant lays down and put a cucumber across his throat and the kendo guy hits it once, doesn't quite cut all the way though, so it hits it again, harder, a bit deeper, a bit too deep. Know what I mean? His assistant got 2, maybe steps toward the edge of the mat and went down.

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Today's theme is... well, I can't say. Everybody does it, but nobody talks about it:

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Did anyone notice the teddybear in the picture with the kids from Harry Potter?
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That's the pedo bear. Internet geek stuff.
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We don't have any of those around here. Everyone is too busy working out to be on that silly internet thing.
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