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Old 01-04-2008, 04:19 PM   #121 (permalink)
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have you guys done a google image search on "eel teeth" ?
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In my old town, the Hardee's sign was imploring people to try their new "Tickburger."
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Today's theme is people playing sports with their face. Problem is, these sports weren't supposed to be face-driven events. They're doing it wrong.

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I love the expressions in that one - esp. the woman in pink who seems like she is nonchalantly continuing to eat - the baby putting up her hands probably because everyone else is ... and the guy interacting with the bat is the only other adult w/out his hands up
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I love the expressions in that one - esp. the woman in pink who seems like she is nonchalantly continuing to eat - the baby putting up her hands probably because everyone else is ... and the guy interacting with the bat is the only other adult w/out his hands up
interacting... thats a funny way to put it.
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My favorite's the dude in the black shirt in the upper-right. He's like, "Everybody's trippin' over a little bat. Just relax, man."
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The woman right behind him scraping the crumbs from the nacho tray.

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look at guy-in-green's arms - the left is just relaxing behind the seats next to him - no reaction whatsoever
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nice ... those all just made me laugh. humor at others' expense.
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nice ... those all just made me laugh. humor at others' expense.
Exactly. It's the old Mel Brooks line:

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down a manhole and die."
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Oh God, these are hilarious. I'm dying.

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Today's theme is "subtitles". Just a simple picture, perhaps funny or not, but then a few words give the foto a whole new flava.

I'll go out on a limb here and say that most guys here would like the first pic even with no writing on it. If they even see the writing:

that last one abou 'underwear' almost made me spit my green tea onto my PowerBook!
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I was actually being serious about it probably being lamprey. It's a delicacy in many parts of Europe. The writing on the can looks like some sorts Eastern European language, but that's way outta my realm of knowledge.
It's Russian. It says "Ready to Eat Canned Fish". The question "Who is it ready to eat?"
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Today's theme is Engrish signs. Their website is hilarious, and these are some of my favorites:

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