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Old 12-15-2007, 05:37 PM   #91 (permalink)
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It's the Friday Funny Foto thread. It fits.
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Old 12-20-2007, 11:55 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Not an official RL topic but you gotta love scenesters

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Old 12-20-2007, 11:56 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2007, 12:14 AM   #94 (permalink)
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hahaha those last two pics are right on. But those nike dunks really are hot.
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Old 12-21-2007, 05:11 AM   #95 (permalink)
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Speaking of faux...

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Old 12-21-2007, 08:35 AM   #96 (permalink)
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Works for me, dude. More scenesters/poseurs/wannabes being served up fresh:

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Old 12-21-2007, 08:37 AM   #97 (permalink)
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Wannabe fit guy (for all the ladies out there):

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Old 12-21-2007, 08:39 AM   #98 (permalink)
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Wannabe brainiac:

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Old 12-21-2007, 09:42 AM   #99 (permalink)
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I can't believe you would post such a picture!

I am not happy.

This is a fight.
I think it was damned nice of you to carry Nick's luggage for him.
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:16 AM   #100 (permalink)
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Only a badass like Sal could carry that off with panache. Too cool.
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Old 12-21-2007, 01:20 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2007, 01:25 PM   #102 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2007, 01:28 PM   #103 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2007, 04:49 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Dude, the ULTIMATE poseur(s)

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Old 01-04-2008, 11:12 AM   #105 (permalink)
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Since so many people are joining fitness challenges with the start of the New Year, they're all thinking about more focused nutrition plans.

Here are three pics of foods you never want to eat, no matter who are you or what time of year it is:

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Old 01-04-2008, 11:26 AM   #108 (permalink)
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Teenagers in my area take the "Angus Burger" signs at the drive through, and strategically fold them to say "Anus Burger."

Despite to inherent "wrongness" of the vandalism, I can't help but think that those teenagers are awesome!

On a side note, once my new business cards showed up with my title accidentally abbreviated as "Systems Anal." I wish I'd saved them.
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So do you think the first four letters of the "ing" word at the left are "warn"!?!?

That's just nasty ...
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Look at the jagged can lid. Did it chew it's way out?
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Old 01-04-2008, 01:19 PM   #113 (permalink)
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It's either a lamprey or Iggy Pop's penis. Fortunately I have no way to know.
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On a side note, once my new business cards showed up with my title accidentally abbreviated as "Systems Anal." I wish I'd saved them.
You should have, for sure.

(Walks into office building, hands secretary his card)...

"The name's Roland. I'm here for the anal."
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When I working in a consulting division we had business cards without a title (since roles would change by project), instead we just had the division/area we worked for.

So I was: Lisa S., Professional Services
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You can make out the ingredients list at the bottom. It says "fish." Looks more like 'gator to me... yikes!
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I was actually being serious about it probably being lamprey. It's a delicacy in many parts of Europe. The writing on the can looks like some sorts Eastern European language, but that's way outta my realm of knowledge.
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Isn't a lamprey a sucker fish?
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If you get them drunk enough.

Ba dum bum.
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You, my dear, are soooo gross!
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