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Old 09-24-2007, 11:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Tuesday September 25, 2007
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They say the odds of being struck by lightning are one in a million, but a Croatian motorcyclist has beaten those odds — and then some.
The last thing Ante Djindjic could remember was stopping to take a quick toilet break while out on a ride.
The 29-year-old then awoke in hospital to be told that lightning had struck his penis.
"I don't remember what happened: one minute I was taking a leak, and the next thing I knew I was in hospital," Djindjic told Metro.co.uk.
"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."
Despite the strike, the motorcyclist received only minor burns to his arms and chest and was assured that his penis would function normally … eventually.
Thats pretty damn unlucky,
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Old 09-24-2007, 11:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2007, 04:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
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That'll learn him.
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Old 09-25-2007, 04:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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ouch..
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Old 09-25-2007, 07:15 AM   #5 (permalink)
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So can he start making "lightning rod" jokes now?
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Old 09-25-2007, 09:34 AM   #6 (permalink)
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That must have been a shocking expierence.
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Old 09-25-2007, 12:00 PM   #7 (permalink)
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atleast it will function proaberly eventually
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Old 09-25-2007, 12:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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yeah, eventually. now he's generating 1.21 jaggawatts, enough to power the flux capaciter and send Marty back to the future. all with his peeny.
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Old 09-25-2007, 12:16 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Wanna ride the "electrical storm"?

After sex-
Man, that was electric!

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Old 09-25-2007, 12:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
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One time during a movie I thought RedWilly was struck by lightning, but it was just Kate Beckinsale in short shorts.
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Old 09-25-2007, 01:58 PM   #11 (permalink)
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mythbusters did a show once where they said pee leading electricity was a myth. Because it's really just alot of single drops, not one continious flow.. they tested it with peeing on an electric fence..
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Old 09-25-2007, 08:01 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2007, 08:09 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I would think that if something like that happened to me it would be some kind of sign. What message does he need to get out of this?
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mmmm Kaaaate Beckinsaaaaale.....AHHHHHHH!!! !!!!!
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:17 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I would think that if something like that happened to me it would be some kind of sign. What message does he need to get out of this?
Pissing in the wild isen't that "nature friendly" after all.
Next time, pee in a plastic bucket
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I can assure you that persuading a naive friend to pee on the wire of an electric fence will produce a shock. Anyone growing up on or near a farm can probably do likewise.
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Old 09-26-2007, 01:24 PM   #17 (permalink)
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My dad did that once. Guess that's why I'm so... special
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Man, I was just thinking, that bolt probably fried all his soldiers.
Rest in peace boys.
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This thread makes my *ahem* hurt!
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Man, I was just thinking, that bolt probably fried all his soldiers.
Rest in peace boys.

Yeah, but they were "expendable" anyway.


And I can absolutely confirm that peeing on an electric fence will sober you up fast.
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Old 09-30-2007, 04:08 PM   #21 (permalink)
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ROTFLMAO!



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