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Old 07-31-2007, 09:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Great looking new site! Same ole' grass... just in a different yard now.

You must have some great tech guys...

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Old 07-31-2007, 09:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Yep... Excellent tech guys. Are you one of them?
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Old 07-31-2007, 09:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Can we play guess the Johnson?
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Can we play guess the Johnson?

Um...maybe that wasn't the wording your were looking for? Or maybe it's a game you've played before, NTTAWWT.
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One of your tech guys? Apparently so...

I usually just manage 'em; but it's good to get back down into the trenches every once in a while...

Enjoy Your New Site,

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... and I've got 2 big lips to wrap around those 6-pack cans on your stomach.

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I think that's the best offer Nina has had from this site.
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I think that's the best offer Nina has had from this site.
No, the free motion fitness girl was looking for him a little while ago when he was gone for the weekend. He missed his chance :p
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... and I've got 2 big lips to wrap around those 6-pack cans on your stomach.

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No, the free motion fitness girl was looking for him a little while ago when he was gone for the weekend. He missed his chance :p
she sure seemed attached to that vibrator
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she sure seemed attached to that vibrator
You could be the one operating the vibrator
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I think that's the best offer Nina has had from this site.
NO WAY, this reminds me of the interview with D. Carridine for Kill Bill and Taruntino is telling him, this is the line of the movie!!! and Carridine (hero of Kung Fu and many B flicks) is like - yeah, right - this is line of my career!!!

So I would have to say that this is the offer of his life. (But Sorry Johnson, I do not think he will take you up on that unl;ess you are made of cardboard!!)



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I think that's the best offer Nina has had from this site.
I guess that makes me one of JP's new tech guys AND [obviously] a newbie to this forum... at the same time.

Ninja - it was great while it lasted...... Here's to old times!

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... and I've got 2 big lips to wrap around those 6-pack cans on your stomach.

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... and I've got 2 big lips to wrap around those 6-pack cans on your stomach.

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This kinda creeps me out.
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This kinda creeps me out.
Make that two of us.
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Ninja - it was great while it lasted...... Here's to old times!

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Hey! She started it!
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Nina has a way of doing that!
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I admit to having some trepidations at first; but, she blinded me with all the "6-pack abs & rich" talk. I guess 5th impressions can be deceiving....

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Uh... "She's" a "he." Sorry to break that to you. He does like NASCAR though. Maybe you two could get together and watch cars turn left for a few hours over beers. :p
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Considering all that..., there is absolutely no way "Nina"ja and I could ever get along... I hate NASCAR...
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ahhh, how sweet. this reminds me of how russ and I met and fell in love

except that I actually am a 'she' although he wasn't so sure at first either :p
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Come on Cappy, we know he just accepted the fact that your a fat, hairy-backed dude named Earl with coke bottle glasses and a penchant for pizza delivery and internet porn! That's what was so beautiful about your relationship. It is all about acceptance for who you really are! :p
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sssshhhh, that version of me is in remission until Sep 3rd
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