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Old 07-29-2007, 10:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Since we went with the kid getting humped by a deer last time, we'll go political with this one. The facial expression was too good to pass up. (make the comments political at your own risk. Strongly discouraged, but if you can be sneaky about it.... well, go right ahead :p )



I envision him thinking "King of the castle, king of the castle" just like Borat said when he got into his hotel room.
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Old 07-30-2007, 05:06 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2007, 06:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2007, 07:22 AM   #5 (permalink)
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oh-oh...that was a juicy one....
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Old 07-30-2007, 07:59 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2007, 09:54 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2007, 10:01 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2007, 10:11 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2007, 11:14 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2007, 11:45 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2007, 12:26 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Check out the back end of Cheney!
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Old 07-30-2007, 12:30 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I thought Cheney was the back end.
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Old 07-30-2007, 12:48 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Now, if only I could get this cart off the blocks and onto some wheels, I could really impress my driver.
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Smokin' cigarettes and watching captain kangoru, now dont tell me, ive got nothing to do"
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Old 07-31-2007, 08:58 PM   #22 (permalink)
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"They see me rollin'. They hatin'. Tryin to catch me ridin' dirtay. See, PM... I'm a man of the people. I speak their language. Amerikin."
Dammit, you win. I was just about to put up "White and Nerdy" lyrics
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