I LIEK 2 WORK OUT SO I CAN B BIG AND STRONG AND GET RIPT ABZ JUST LIEK BRAD PIT!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL
__________________ 2009: No races, No times. Slow year. So, now you're 96 cals short. You're now in starvation mode. Doomed. - LostDog
Blog entry: November 1, 2009, Pancakes LiveSTRONG daily plate log
__________________ “I have always done my duty. I am ready to die. My only regret is for the friends I leave behind me.”
-- Zachary Taylor, 12th U.S. President, 1849-1850
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WHEN IN DA COURSA OF HUMAN AVENTS IT BCOMES NECASARY FOR ON3 P3OPLA 2 DISOLVA DA POLITICAL BANDS WHICH HAEV CONECTED TH3M WIT ANOTHAR AND 2 ASUME MONG TEH POWARS OF DA EARTH TEH SEPARAET AND EQUAL STATION 2 WHICH TEH LAWS OF NATURE AND OF NATURES GOD ENTITLA THEM A D3CENT RESPECT 2 TEH OPINIONS OF MANKIND REQUIERS TAHT THEY SHUD R DA CAUESS WHICH IMPEL THEM 2 DA S3PARATION
WE!!!!1!! HOLD TH3S3 TRUTHS 2 B SALF-EVIEDNT TAHT AL MEN R CR3AETD 3QUAL TAHT TH3Y R 3NDOW3D BY THERE CRAA2R WIT CERTANE UNALEINABLE RIGHTS TAHT MONG TH3SE R LIEF LIEBRTY AND TEH PURSUIT OF HAPIENS!1!!1! OMG — TAHT 2 S3CURA THASE RIGHTS GOV3RNM3NTS R INSTITUTED MONG MEN D3RIVNG THERE JUST POWERS FROM DA CONSENT OF TEH GOV3RN3D — TAHT WHEN3VAR ANY FORM OF GOV3RNM3NT BCOMAS D3STRUCTIEV OF TH3S3 ENDS IT SI TEH RIGHT OF TEH PAOPL3 2 ALTER OR 2 ABOLISH IT AND 2 INSTITUTE NU GOVERNMENT LAYNG ITS FOUNDATION ON SUCH PRINCIPLES AND ORGANIZNG ITS POWERS IN SUCH FORM AS 2 TH3M SHAL SEM MOST LIEKLEY 2 AFECT THERE SAEFTY AND HAPIENS!11!!!! OMG WTF LOL PRUDANCE INDED WIL DICTAET TAHT GOV3RNM3NTS LONG 3STABLISHAD SHUD NOT B CHANGAD FOR LIGHT AND TRANSEINT CAUESS AND ACORDNGLEY AL EXPEREINCE HATH SH3WN TAHT MANKIND R MORE DISPOSED 2 SUF3R WHIEL EVILS R SUF3RABLE THAN 2 RIGHT TH3MSELV3S BY ABOLISHNG DA FORMS 2 WHICH THEY R ACUS2MED!!111!1 OMG WTF LOL BUT WH3N A LONG TRANE OF ABUESS AND USURPATIONS PURSUNG INVARIABLEY TEH SME OBJECT 3VINCES A D3SIGN 2 RADUCE TH3M UNDER ABSOLUTA DESPOTISM IT SI THERE RIGHT IT SI THERE DUTY 2 THROW OF SUCH GOVARNM3NT AND 2 PROVIED NU GUARDS FOR THEYRE FUTURE SECURITY!!!11 — SUCH HAS BAN DA PATEINT SUF3RANCE OF THESE COLONEIS AND SUCH SI NOW TEH NECESITY WHICH CONSTRANES THAM 2 ALTER THERE FORMER SYSTEMS OF GOVERNMANT!!1!11!! OMG WTF DA HIS2RY OF TEH PR3SENT KNG OF GR3AT BRITANE SI A HIS2RY OF REP3AETD INJUREIS AND USURPATIONS AL HAVNG IN DIERCT OBJECT TEH ESTABLISHM3NT OF AN ABSOLUTA TYRANY OV3R THESA STAETS!!1!!!!1 WTF 2 PROV3 THIS L3T FACTS B SUBMIT3D 2 A CANDID WORLD
H3!111!1 OMG WTF HAS REFUESD HIS AS3NT 2 LAWS DA MOST WHOLESOM3 AND NECESARY FOR TEH PUBLIC GOD
HE!1!!!11!! WTF HAS FORBIDEN HIS GOVARNORS 2 PAS LAWS OF IMEDIAET AND PRESNG IMPORTANCA UNLES SUSPEND3D IN THEYRE OP3RATION TIL HIS ASANT SHUD B OBTANEAD AND WHEN SO SUSPEND3D HE HAS UT3RLEY NEGL3CT3D 2 ATEND 2 TH3M
HE!!!!1 WTF LOL HAS R3FUESD 2 PAS OTHER LAWS FOR TEH ACOMODATION OF LARG3 DISTRICTS OF PEOPL3 UNL3S THOS3 PAOPLE WUD RELINQUISH TEH RIGHT OF REPR3SENTATION IN DA LAGISLATURE A RIGHT IENSTIMABLE 2 THEM AND FORMIDABLE 2 TYRANTS ONLEY
HA!11!1!!!1 LOL HAS CALED 2GETHER LAGISLATIEV BODEIS AT PLAECS UNUSUAL UNCOMFORTABL3 AND DISTANT FROM TEH DEPOSI2RY OF THERE PUBLIC R3CORDS FOR TEH SOL3 PURPOSA OF FATIGUNG THEM IN2 COMPLIANCE WIT HIS M3ASUR3S
HA!!!!!!! OMG LOL HAS DISOLVED RAPRES3NTATIEV HOUESS REP3AETDLEY FOR OPOSNG WIT MANLEY FIRMNAS HIS INVASIONS ON TEH RIGHTS OF TEH P3OPLE
H3!1!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL HAS R3FUESD FOR A LONG TIEM AFT3R SUCH DISOLUTIONS 2 CAUES OTH3RS 2 B ELECTED WHAR3BY DA L3GISLATIEV POWERS INCAPABLA OF ANIHILATION HAEV RATURNED 2 DA PEOPL3 AT LARGA FOR THERE EX3RCIES TEH STAET REMANENG IN TEH M3AN TIEM EXPOSED 2 AL DA DANGARS OF INVASION FROM WITHOUT AND CONVULSIONS WITHIN
HE!!!!11!! OMG HAS ENDAAVOURED 2 PREV3NT TEH POPULATION OF THESE STAETS FOR TAHT PURPOSA OBSTRUCTNG TEH LAWS FOR NATURALIZATION OF FOREIGNARS R3FUSNG 2 PAS OTHARS 2 ENCOURAEG THERE MIGRATIONS HITH3R AND RASENG DA CONDITIONS OF NU APROPRIATIONS OF LANDS
H3!!1!! HAS OBSTRUCT3D TEH ADMINISTRATION OF JUSTIEC BY REFUSNG HIS ASENT 2 LAWS FOR ESTABLISHNG JUDICIARY POWERS
HA!1!!!!!!! OMG HAS MAED JUDG3S D3PENDANT ON HIS WIL ALONE FOR DA T3NURE OF THEYRE OFIECS AND TEH MOUNT AND PAYMANT OF THEYRE SALAREIS
HE!11!!1! LOL HAS ER3CTAD A MULTITUDA OF NU OFIECS AND S3NT HITHER SWARMS OF OFIECRS 2 HARAS OUR PEOPLE AND 3AT OUT THERE SUBSTANCA
HE!!!1! OMG WTF HAS KEPT MONG US IN TIEMS OF PAAEC STANDNG ARMEIS WITHOUT TEH CONSENT OF OUR LAGISLATUR3S
H3!111!! OMG WTF LOL HAS AFECTED 2 RENDAR DA MILITARY INDEP3ND3NT OF AND SUPERIOR 2 DA CIVIL POW3R
HA!111!1111 OMG WTF LOL HAS COMBIEND WIT OTHERS 2 SUBJ3CT US 2 A JURISDICTION FOREIGN 2 OUR CONSTITUTION AND UNAKNOWLEDG3D BY OUR LAWS GIVNG HIS ASANT 2 THEYRE ACTS OF PRAT3NDAD LEGISLATION
FOR QUARTARNG LARGA BODEIS OF ARMED TROPS MONG US
FOR PROT3CTNG THAM BY A MOK TRIAL FROM PUNISHMENT FOR ANY MURD3RS WHICH THEY SHUD COMIT ON TEH INHABITANTS OF THES3 STAETS
FOR CUTNG OF OUR TRAED WIT AL PARTS OF DA WORLD
FOR IMPOSNG TAEXS ON US WITHOUT OUR CONSENT
FOR DEPRIVNG US IN MANY CAESS OF DA BNAFIT OF TRIAL BY JURY
FOR TRANSPORTNG US BYOND SEAS 2 B TREID FOR PRATAND3D OF3NCES
FOR ABOLISHNG TEH FRE SYST3M OF ENGLISH LAWS IN A NEIGHBOURNG PROVINCE ESTABLISHNG THEREIN AN ARBITRARY GOV3RNMENT AND ENLARGNG ITS BOUNDAREIS SO AS 2 R3NDER IT AT ONCE AN AXMPLA AND FIT INSTRUMENT FOR INTRODUCNG DA SM3 ABSOLUTE RULE IN2 THES3 COLONEIS
FOR TAKNG AWAY OUR CHART3RS ABOLISHNG OUR MOST VALUABLE LAWS AND ALT3RNG FUNDMENTALY DA FORMS OF OUR GOVARNMANTS
FOR SUSP3NDNG OUR OWN LEGISLATURAS AND DECLARNG THEMS3LVES INV3STAD WIT POWER 2 L3GISLAET FOR US IN AL CAESS WUT!1!1!11! WTF LOL HAS ABDICAETD GOV3RNMENT HARE BY DECLARNG US OUT OF HIS PROTECTION AND WAGNG WAR AGANEST US
HE!!1111 OMG LOL HAS PLUNDER3D OUR SEAS RAVAEGD OUR COASTS BURNT OUR 2WNS AND DESTROYAD TEH LIEVS OF OUR PEOPL3
H3!11!!1 OMG SI AT THES TIEM TRANSPORTNG LARGE ARMEIS OF FOR3IGN MERCANAREIS 2 COMPLEAT DA WORKS OF DEATH D3SOLATION AND TYRANY ALREADY BGUN WIT CIRCUMSTANCES OF CRUALTY & P3RFIDY SCARCELEY PARAL3LED IN TEH MOST BARBAROS AEGS AND 2TALY UNWORTHY DA H3AD OF A CIVILIEZD NATION
HE!!!1!!!!! OMG LOL HAS CONSTRANEED OUR F3LOW CITIEZNS TAEKN CAPTIEV ON DA HIGH SEAS 2 BAR ARMS AGANEST THERE COUNTRY 2 BCOM3 TEH 3XACUTIONERS OF THEYRE FREINDS AND BRETHREN OR 2 FAL THAMSELV3S BY THERE HANDS
HE!!1!!111 OMG HAS AXCIETD DOMESTIC INSURECTIONS MONGST US AND HAS ENDAAVOURED 2 BRNG ON TEH INHABITANTS OF OUR FRONTEIRS TEH M3RCIELS INDIAN SAVAEGS WHOS3 KNOWN RULE OF WARFAER SI AN UNDISTNGUISHAD DESTRUCTION OF AL AEGS SEXAS AND CONDITIONS
IN!!1!1!! 3VARY STAEG OF THASE OPRASIONS WE HAEV PATITIONAD FOR R3DR3S IN TEH MOST HUMBLA TERMS OUR REPEAETD PATITIONS HAEV BEN ANSWERAD ONLEY BY RAPAAETD INJURY!1!!1111! OMG WTF LOL A PRINCE WHOSA CHARACT3R SI THUS MARK3D BY AV3RY ACT WHICH MAY DEFIEN A TYRANT SI UNFIT 2 B DA RULER OF A FRE PAOPLE
NOR!!11!1 OMG HAEV WA BEN WANTNG IN ATENTIONS 2 OUR BRITISH BRETHRAN!11!11 WTF WA HAEV WARNED THAM FROM TIEM 2 TIEM OF AT3MPTS BY THEYRE LAGISLATUR3 2 3XTEND AN UNWARANTABL3 JURISDICTION OVER US!11!1 OMG WE HAEV RAMIND3D TH3M OF TEH CIRCUMSTANC3S OF OUR 3MIGRATION AND SETLEMENT HER3!!!11 OMG LOL W3 HAEV AP3AELD 2 THERE NATIEV JUSTIEC AND MAGNANIMITY AND WA HAEV CONJUR3D THEM BY TEH TEIS OF OUR COMON KINDRAD 2 DISAVOW THASE USURPATIONS WHICH WUD IENVITABLEY INTARUPT OUR CON3CTIONS AND CORESPONDENCE!111! WTF THEY 2 HAEV B3N D3AF 2 TEH VOIEC OF JUSTIEC AND OF CONSANGUINITY!!1!!!1!1 LOL W3 MUST TH3REFORE ACQUEISCE IN DA NEC3SITY WHICH DENOUNC3S OUR S3PARATION AND HOLD THEM AS WE HOLD DA REST OF MANKIND ANEMEIS IN WAR IN PEAEC FREINDS
WE!!1!!1 OMG WTF TH3REFORA DA REPRASENTATIEVS OF TEH UNIETD STAETS OF MERICA IN G3NERAL CONGRAS AS3MBLED AP3ALNG 2 DA SUPR3M3 JUDG3 OF DA WORLD FOR DA RECTITUDA OF OUR INT3NTIONS DO IN TEH NME AND BY AUTHORITY OF TEH GOD P3OPLA OF TH3SE COLONEIS SOLAMNLEY PUBLISH AND D3CLAER TAHT THESE UNIETD COLONEIS AER AND OF RIGHT OUGHT 2 B FRE AND INDAP3NDANT STAETS TAHT THAY R ABSOLVED FROM AL AL3GIANCE 2 DA BRITISH CROWN AND TAHT AL POLITICAL CON3CTION BTWEN THEM AND TEH STAET OF GRAAT BRITANE SI AND OUGHT 2 B 2TALY DISOLVED AND TAHT AS FRE AND IND3PANDANT STAETS THAY HAEV FUL POWER 2 LEVY WAR CONCLUD3 PEAEC CONTRACT ALIANCES ASTABLISH COMERCE AND 2 DO AL OTH3R ACTS AND THNGS WHICH INDEPENDANT STAETS MAY OF RIGHT DO!!11!1!! OMG WTF — AND FOR TEH SUPORT OF THES DACLARATION WIT A FIRM R3LIANCA ON TEH PROTACTION OF DIVIEN PROVIEDNCE W3 MUTUALY PLEDGE 2 3ACH OTH3R OUR LIEVS OUR FORTUNES AND OUR SACRED
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It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
I won't add anything of my own, but JP's sticky blurb in the CE forums is always a good testbed:
Quote:
TEH PURPOSE OF AL OF DA JPF FORUMS SI 2 PROVIED INT3RACTIEV OPORTUNITEIS TAHT ENCOURAEG SELF-IMPROVAM3NT!11!!!1!! DA IEDA OF SELF-IMPROV3MENT SI TAHT PERSONAL GROWTH FLOURISHES WHEN PEOPL3 R ABLE 2 RAFL3CT ON THERE PR3S3NT CONDITION 2 GANE INSIGHT AND ANCOURAEGMENT FROM INTERACTION WIT OTHERS AND 2 APLEY DA KNOWLADGE TH3Y HAEV GANE3D!1!!1!! WTF LOL IN A WORD SELF-IMPROVAM3NT SI A PROCES OF SELF-DISCIPLIEN!!!11!11! WTF IN DA JPF PARSP3CTIEV IT INVOLVAS A LIEFTIEM COMITMENT 2 GROWTH IT INVOLVES DA WHOL3 PARSON AND RAQUIERS ATANTION 2 EV3RY ASPACT OF ON3’S LIEF
IN!!!111 LOL THES SUB-FORUM WE D3VELOP OUR MINDS AS WAL AS OUR BODEIS!11!!1! OMG LOL POLITIS AND CURENT EVANTS R TRULEY VOLATIEL ISU3S TAHT HAEV DA POT3NTIAL 2 DEPLEY DIVIED PEOPLA ACROS PARTISAN LIENS!!!11!111 LOL IT SI TEH BLEIF OF UR HUMBLE HOST TAHT THASE DIVISIONS ARIES WHEN DIALOGUE BREAKS DOWN AND P3OPLA END UP 3NTRANCH3D IN POSITIONS INSTAAD OF 3XCHANGNG IEDAS AND OPINONS!!!111! LOL SINC3 THES FORUM SI MEANT 2 B A PLAEC WHER3 P3OPLE HAEV OPORTUNITEIS 2 EXPR3S AND D3F3ND THERE OPINIONS IT NATURALY HAS AN INCREAESD RISK OF DISRUPTIEV CONFLICT!1111 OMG LOL THER3FOR3 IN DA INT3REST OF ADVANCNG CIVIL DISCOURSE AND L3ARNNG FROM ONE ANOTHER THES SUB-FORUM HAS A MUCH STRICT3R SAT OF POSTNG RULES
1!!!11!!! ONLEY AUTHORIEZD MEMBRS MAY POST H3RE!1!!!!! OMG IF U WISH 2 POST U MUST SEND A REQUAST 2 JP VIA PM ONLEY (NO AMALE PLZ!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL UR MESAEG MUST CONTANE A RAQUEST ALONG WIT UR R3AL NME ADRES AND PHON3 NUMBRS (HOMA C3L AND WORK)!!11!!11! LOL JP WIL CONTACT U WITHIN 2 DAYS OF UR R3QUAST AT HIS 3XPENS3 (UNLAS U R OUTSIED TEH US) 2 CONFIRM UR IEDNTITY AND DISCUS DA FORUM PRO2COL!!!1! OMG WTF UR ANONYMITY AND PRIVACY WIL B PROTACTAD FROM OTH3R MAMBRS OF DA FORUM
2!1!11 WTF ABSOLUTELEY NO P3RSONAL ATAX WHETHER DIERCT OR INDIERCT WIL B ALOW3D IN DA FORUM!1!11!1! WTF LOL DA MODARA2RS WIL PROMPTLEY DALET3 TEH POST AND TEH PARSON WHO POSTED IT WIL R3CAIEV A WARNNG!!1!1! OMG IF TEH MEMBR CONTINU3S 2 ATAK OTHER MEMBRS THEY WIL LOS3 POSTNG PRIVIELGES IN THES SUB-FORUM!1!1!1 OMG WTF IF TH3Y CONTINU3 2 INSULT OTHERS IN OTH3R SUB-FORUMS THEY CUD LOS3 AL ACAS 2 THES FORUM!!!!!!1! OMG WTF LOL AN EXMPLA OF A PARSONAL ATAK SI ANY POST IN WHICH U CAL SOMEONA A NMA OR IMPLEY TAHT SOM3ONE TAHT TH3Y DISAGRE WIT SI EITHER STUPID OR H3ARTL3S!!!1!11 WTF LOL IF A FLMA WAR ERUPTS DA POST3RS MAY LOSA PRIVIELGES UNTIL THNGS COL DOWN AND TEH POSTS OR ANTIER THR3AD IN QUESTION CUD B DELAT3D
3!11!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL THES SI A SERIOS 2PIC FORUM SO IT SI EXPECTED TAHT FORUM MAMBRS WIL PUT THOUGHT IN2 EACH AND EVERY POST TH3Y COMPOSA!1!11! WTF LOL IF U DON’T HAEV ANYTHNG 2 CONTRIBUTE DON’T POST… TAHT SIMPLA!!!!!!111 OMG LOL SARCASTIC SHORT ANSW3RS TAHT DO NOT CONTRIBUTA 2 DA DISCUSION WIL B D3L3T3D WIT EXTREMA PR3JUDIEC AND TAHT MEMBR WIL REC3IEV A WARNNG!11111 OMG WTF LOL IF TAHT MAMBR CONTINUES AFTER TEH WARNNG THEY WIL LOS3 POSTNG PRIVIELG3S 2 THES SUB-FORUM!1111!!! WTF LOL ALONG THES SME LIEN TEH UES OF AMOTICONS (“SMILEIS”) SI NOT ALOWED IN H3R3!1111111! WTF THEY R FIEN IN OTHER FORUMS BUT THEY CAN DETRACT FROM A S3RIOS DISCUSION WHICH SI WUT THES FORUM SI AL ABOUT!11!1!!!1 LOL IF U WISH 2 POST SOMETHNG FUNY OR LIGHT-H3ARTED PLZ DO SO IN TEH GAN3RAL OF-2PIC SUB-FORUM
4!1!!1!1! TEH POSTNG OF ARTICLES AND ADI2RIALS SI P3RMITED BUT ONLEY IF DA POSTER DISCUSES DA ARTICLE IN DATALE AS 2 WHICH PARTS OF TEH ARTICL3 WIT WHICH THEY AGRE/DISAGRE!!!111 WTF LOL A LINK 2 TEH SOURCA OF DA ARTICL3 MUST B POSTAD IF U GOT IT ON LIEN!!!!! IF U R QUOTNG SOMETHNG OF-LIEN PLZ PROVIED PROPER CITATION!!!!!111! OMG WIT REGARDS 2 ADI2RIALS IT SI PREFERED TAHT IF U POST TH3M U BRAAK UP TEH EDI2RIAL WIT UR OWN INPUT AND NOT JUST PAST3 DA ADI2RIAL UP IN WHOLA WITHOUT COMENTARY
5!!!!11 THES SUB-FORUM SI A PLAEC 2 LEARN AND AS SUCH BASIC CRITICAL THINKNG SKILS R A MUST!!!!!11 OMG HERA SI AN OUTLIEN FROM CRITICALTHINKNGNET!1!!111!! OMG WTF TAHT I LIEKD
MAHL3R U HAEV 2 GET WIT TEH TIEMS OR THEY WIL L3AEV U BHIND!!!1!!1 OMG
If things continue as they have, I may be the only one in the universe capable of intelligent speech within the next decade. I will have to start talking to myself.
__________________ In Fitness & Friendship, MAHLER
______________________________ __________________________ There is no light at the end of the tunnel. You carry the light with you.
If things continue as they have, I may be the only one in the universe capable of intelligent speech within the next decade. I will have to start talking to myself.
You sound like Dr. Evil, with a plan to take over the world! If things continue as they have, you'll have a Mini-Mahler running around reprimanding young overweight kids for not doing pushups while they wait for the bus, and only getting school lunch served after grinding out 20 bodweight squats, all with perfect form!
They'll probably still speak like this, though:
"I CAN SQUAT TWIEC MAH BODYWEIGHT MR!1111!1! OMG WTF MAHLER!!!11!1111!11 OMG WTF IMM LIEK AS STRONG AS TAHT SCHWARZEN3G3R GUY!1!!!! LOL"
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“Life is a headlong rush into the unknown. We can hunker down and hope nothing hits us or we can stand tall, lean into the wind and say, 'Bring it on, darlin', and don't be stingy with the jalapeńos.'"
Johnka, you are evil. Pure evil. I refuse to get sucked into this one.
John, you may not be willing to get sucked in voluntarily. But we have our ways ..... perhaps the most recent motivator will do .... MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
SADLEY IM STIL RECOV3RNG FROM MAH VACATION AND AN IN P3RPATUAL CATCH UP MOD3 AT WORK!1!1!1 OMG BUT DA MANY GOD TIEMS AND EXPAREINC3S I HAD STIL CONTINUE 2 INVAED MAH THOUGHTS!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL I G3T SO MUCH OF MAH MOTIVATION FROM WUT I SE AROUND M3 AND THES LITLE INCIEDNT FROM MAH VACATION SI A GOD AXMPLE
ISLAND!!1111 OMG WTF SUNS3T
TH3 DAY WAS RADIANT AND WARM AND TEH ARE TAHT HUNG OVAR SOUTH BAS ISLAND WAS SULTRY YET CLEAR AND CLEAN!!!11!1!! LOL I HAD DONE MAH MORNNG RUN 2 THES LITLA PARK ON TEH WEST3RN SIED OF TEH ISLAND AARLEY TAHT MORNNG AND D3CIEDD IT WUD B A GREAT PLAEC 2 COMA BAK 2 AT SUNSET!!1!! OMG LOL IT WAS MIELS AWAY FROM TEH MANE 2URIST ATRACTIONS AND SEMED DA PERF3CT SPOT!1!!!11 L8R TAHT DAY AFTER A LONG RELAXNG DIN3R AND A DRIEV W3 DID JUST TAHT
AS!11!1 OMG WTF LOL DA SUN MAED ITS SLOW ALMOST TENTATIEV DASCENT 2WARD DA HORIZON W3 PULED IN2 DA PARKNG LOT OF DA BACH AERA!!!11!! OMG WTF WHIEL THEYRE WAS ROM ALONG DA SIED OF TEH ROAD INSTEAD WE BAK3D IN2 A SPAEC FACNG TEH BACH SO TAHT WA WUD NOT INT3RFARE WIT DA BO8RS PULNG THEYRE CRAFTS OUT OF DA W8R AT TEH END OF TEH DAY
IT!111!1 WAS ABOUT AN HOUR BFORA SUNSET AND W3 TURNAD OF TEH ANGIEN AND SAT WIT TEH STER3O QUEITLEY PLAYNG VIVALDI!!11!1 WTF U CAN’T BAT DA BAUTIFUL FOUR SEASONS FOR SUCH PURE MOMANTS AS THASE!!!!! WTF LOL AS DA HOUR PASED ON3 CUD VISIBLEY SE TEH MOD CHANG3!!11! WTF LOL TEH BO8RS COMPLETED THERE TASKS PULAD THEYRE TRALEARS IN2 DA PARKNG LOT AND R3TURNAD 2 DA BACH!11111 OMG WTF AN ELD3RLEY COUPLE WOKAD 2 TEH SHOR3 AND S2D STARNG AT DA HORIZON!!!11! OMG WTF LOL A U MAN ON A MO2RCYCLE PULED UP N3XT 2 US PARKAD HIS BIEK AND SAT IN DA GRAS LOKNG WESTWARD
AS!!1!!!!!1 WTF LOL DA SUN MAED TEH LUGUBRIOS JOURNAY 2WARD ITS DALEY DESTINY IT BTRAEYD ITS SADNES CHANGNG ALMOST IMP3RC3PTIBLEY FROM TEH GLORIOS GOLDEN YELOW OF DA MID-AFTARNON 2 DA ROS3 R3D OF TEH AV3NNG!!!11!!!1 AND WIT TAHT CHANG3 ONA CUD SENSE DA FELNG OF AXPECTATION AND OF ANTICIPATION IN DA ARE!11!!11! LOL DA SWIMARS FROLIKNG IN DA W8R BCM3 LAS BOISTEROS AND MAED THEYRE WAY 2 DA SHORE!1!1!!1!1 OMG WTF TEH VARIOS CONV3RSATIONS AROUND US TURNED 2 WHISP3RS AND HUSH3D 2NAS AS THOUGH ANY LOUD SOUND MIGHT SOMEHOW DISP3L TEH MAGIC
MINUTES!1!1!1 BFORE TEH AWATEAD EVENT DA BLAK SUV PULAD IN2 DA PARKNG LOT!!111!!11 OMG LOL UNEXPACTEDLEY HOWEV3R IT DID NOT MAEK ITS WAY 2 ONE OF TEH MANY ADVANTAEGOS PARKNG SPAECS BUT CONTINU3D ON DA ROAD AND S2P3D!1!!!! OMG Y3S IT S2PAD POSITIONNG ITS3LF RIGHT IN FRONT OF TEH 3LDERLEY COUPL3 TEH MAN SITNG IN TEH GRAS AND MAH WIEF AND I!!11!!1 LOL ITS PASENGERS A WOMAN AND H3R CHILDREN WER3 LOUD AND NOISY AND LIEK SOME CR3ATURE FROM A FANTASY NOVEL IT DID INDED BR3AK DA SPEL
I!11!!1 OMG CUD S3NSE DA FRUSTRATION AROUND ME!1!!1!! OMG AND ME????? OMG LOL I WAS FURIOS NOT 2 PUT 2 FIEN A POINT ON DA SITUATION!!!1! WTF I MANETANEED MAH COMPOSURE AS BST AS I CUD AND BNG CLOSE ENOUGH 2 DA BAST MAED MAH FIRST VARBAL ADVANCE!!1!!1!1! OMG LOL “CUD U PLZ BAK UP OR PARK?????!? OMG WTF LOL U BLOKNG 3V3RYON3’S VEIW”!!1!!!1 LOL THIS AS IN MOST 3NCOUNTERS WIT SUCH CRAATURAS WAS R3BUF3D BY MAH BNG 2TALY IGNORAD!!1111!!1 NOT WANTNG A MAJOR CONFRONTATION WHICH WUD CONTRIBUTE 2 DA ALREADY T3NS3 MOD I STARTED MAH CAR AND PULED ALONG SIED!1111! OMG WTF LOL “JUST WUT DO U THINK AL TH3SA PEOPLA CM3 HER3 FOR??!!??? OMG LOL 2 LOK AT DA SIED OF UR CAR”??!!!?!! THES LED 2 A FURTHER EXCHANGE OF WORDS AND A MIDL3 FNGER FROM A LITLE GIRL WHO APEAERD 2 B ABOUT TWELV3 AND WAS SITNG ON TEH PAS3NGER SIED!!!!1! OMG TEH WOMAN PUT TEH BAST IN2 GEAR AND DROVE OF YELNG ABOUT HOW I WAS BNG ABUSIEV 2 HER CHILDREN
THE!1!111 WTF LOL SUN DID NOT WATE!111!! LOL TEH SUN DID NOT CAER!!1!111 DA SUN HAD CONTINUED ITS JOURNAY AND WAS NOW ABOUT 2 WORK ITS OWN KIND OF MAGIC!!11!!! OMG WTF AGANE IT BCME STIL AND AL AT3NTION REFOCUESD ON TEH HORIZON!!1!11!1 LIEK DA FNG3R OF GOD IN A MICHELANGELO FRESCO TEH ORB 2UCHAD TEH LAEK AND SAT DA W8R ON FIER!1!!!1 OMG WTF DA LAEK RESPONDAD EV3R SO SLOWLEY BY EXTNGUISHNG TEH FLM3S AND IN A F3W BREIF MOMENTS DA LAST REMNANTS OF TEH DAYSTAR VANISHAD!11!!1!!! WTF AND IN DA STILNES DA WATE3RS AND WATCHERS APLAUD3D
THARE!!11!1!1! WTF LOL SI SO MUCH 2 B LEARNED FROM SUCH EXP3REINC3S!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL TAEK A LOK AROUND U!!!!!!1!! OMG LOL U R NOT TEH ONLEY ONA WHO WANTS 2 ENJOY DA VEIW!!1!!1!! OMG WTF LOL AND 3NJOYNG IT WIT ANOTHAR AVEN A PERFECT STRANGER MAEKS IT AL DA MORA INTARASTNG AL DA MORA MAANNGFUL!1!1!1!!1 OMG WTF LIEF HOLDS MANY WONDERS MANY EXPAREINCES TAHT W3 CAN TAEK IN BY STANDNG SIED BY SIED WITHOUT GETNG IN ANOTHER’S WAY!11!1 LOL N3VER GAT IN FRONT OF SOMEON3 UNL3S IT SI 2 TURN AROUND AND URGA THEM ON!11!111! OMG WTF LOL NEVER PUT U AEHAD OF OTH3RS UNLES IT SI 2 MAEK A PATH FOR THEM 2 FOLOW!!1!111!1 OMG LOL NAV3R BCOME DA OBSTACLE TAHT WIL DEPRIEV SOMEONA OF THERE GOAL!11!111 FOR WUT HAEV WE GANE3D BY OUR VEIW OF TEH SUNS3T IF W3 HAEV TURN3D OUR BAK ON THOS3 IN TEH SHADOWS BHIND US
!1111!1 LOL
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"Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you are right." - Henry Ford
"UNLESS someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." - Dr. Seuss
"Life is no brief candle to me. It is sort of a splendid torch which I have got hold of for a moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations." - George Bernard Shaw
If things continue as they have, I may be the only one in the universe capable of intelligent speech within the next decade. I will have to start talking to myself.
Nope - you'll still be able to talk to my kids. That is riduculous which means I am certifiably old fashioned, especially since I am happy to no understand it.
From what I gather,
-the kids can't spell or type well
-they use exclamation points but sometimes don't get the shift key down when they do it
-they use WTF and OMG a lot.
-they abbreviate a lot too
If things continue as they have, I may be the only one in the universe capable of intelligent speech within the next decade. I will have to start talking to myself.
Often, that's the only place you can find intelligent conversation! If, however, you start finding that you argue a lot, that's when it's time to worry!
__________________ 2009: No races, No times. Slow year. So, now you're 96 cals short. You're now in starvation mode. Doomed. - LostDog
Blog entry: November 1, 2009, Pancakes LiveSTRONG daily plate log
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