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06-15-2007, 10:33 AM
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Hell, apparently, hath no fury...
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06-15-2007, 10:37 AM
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Oh my goodness  I didn't realize if you just pulled hard enough it would come off! OUCH! |
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06-15-2007, 10:38 AM
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Cooler than pirates.
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I think I will skip that article.
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06-15-2007, 10:41 AM
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Happend very close to where I live....nasty
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06-15-2007, 10:42 AM
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[jp's genitals react to that article by retracting completely inside his body]
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"It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
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06-15-2007, 10:57 AM
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Bertha
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OW! That hurts ME! And I don't have any of those. (well, not on me personally...)
WTF?!?
I mean, why would you be reaching down there and doing that anyway? And then trying to swallow it? EW!
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06-15-2007, 10:57 AM
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My fav line:
A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Ohhh... so THAT's where I left it.
um, yuck.
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06-15-2007, 10:59 AM
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Couldn't get past the title of the article: "Woman jailed for testicle attack"
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06-15-2007, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Blackjack
Couldn't get past the title of the article: "Woman jailed for testicle attack"
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At first I wasn't sure if she actually attacked someone with testicles, like using them as a weapon. If a girl came at me wildly swinging a scrotum, I'd sure as heck get some cranial damage as I passed out and hit the ground.
She sounds sweet, just very, very horny.
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06-15-2007, 11:39 AM
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06-15-2007, 11:50 AM
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Long Course Time!
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Unreal. I can't believe she tried to swallow it, while it was detached of course. Whacko!
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06-15-2007, 11:53 AM
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Clubhouse Bouncer
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Originally Posted by Jean-Paul
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I think just about all males would have the same reaction. I know I did.
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06-15-2007, 12:36 PM
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I thought that already happened to you. Aren't you divorced  |
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06-15-2007, 12:37 PM
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I think before I post
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Originally Posted by FlyinM
I think just about all males would have the same reaction. I know I did.
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I don't know, I'm kinda turned on. :p
(I kid)
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06-15-2007, 12:41 PM
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I don't know, I'm kinda turned on. :p
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say she's probably single right now...
Too bad the article didn't list her number, eh?
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06-15-2007, 12:48 PM
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Location: Little Rock, AR
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That's one wacker..I mean wacky biatch. Nutty too.
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06-15-2007, 12:54 PM
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I think before I post
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say she's probably single right now...
Too bad the article didn't list her number, eh?
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Nah, she's in jail. She's already someone bitch.
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06-15-2007, 12:56 PM
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My Glutes Hurt
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That's a bit of an extreme length to go to for some mountain oysters.
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