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Old 05-28-2007, 09:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default How to start each day with a positive outlook

1. Open a new file in your computer.


2. Name it “Hillary Rodham Clinton”


3. Send it to the trash.


4. Empty the trash.


5. Your PC will ask you, “Do you really want to get rid of “Hillary Rodham
Clinton?”


6. Firmly Click “Yes.”


7. Feel better.


PS: Tomorrow we’ll do Nancy Pelosi .












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Old 05-28-2007, 09:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I can't wait.
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Old 05-29-2007, 12:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Wait, what year is this?

Hillary was elected?

At least the current fuckup is putting parts of his administration in the trash all by himself and saving us the work
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Old 05-29-2007, 06:01 AM   #4 (permalink)
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At least the current fuckup is putting parts of his administration in the trash all by himself and saving us the work

It's amazing how this little guy, , makes anything that's said okay.

It's kind of like saying you're sorry and you're really not.

























































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Old 05-29-2007, 08:51 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Thanks, Chris, I do feel better.
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It's amazing how this little guy, , makes anything that's said okay.

It's kind of like saying you're sorry and you're really not.
You mean like this?

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1. Open a new file in your computer.


2. Name it “Hillary Rodham Clinton”


3. Send it to the trash.


4. Empty the trash.


5. Your PC will ask you, “Do you really want to get rid of “Hillary Rodham
Clinton?”


6. Firmly Click “Yes.”


7. Feel better.


PS: Tomorrow we’ll do Nancy Pelosi .






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Old 05-29-2007, 09:55 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Well I'd be damned, it worked with "George W. Bush" and "Richard "The Dick" Cheney, too.

I do feel better!
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I just go HERE to feel better...day by day...
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Old 05-29-2007, 10:07 AM   #11 (permalink)
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You mean like this?

Exactly! See? It's all good!
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Old 05-29-2007, 11:37 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Sheesh.

Stick in whatever name you'd like.

Some suggestions:

Rosie O'Donnell
George Clooney
Kuri
JP

:p

(BTW, that's the little guy that makes it all OK. )
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Old 05-29-2007, 12:21 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Let's just try it with "all politicians" and give ourselves a much needed sigh of relief.
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