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Old 04-10-2007, 02:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 04-10-2007, 02:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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shit!!!!! gotta call my lawyer and tell him the bad news
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Well, the problem was that when we had sex she was never really, physically in the same room.
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Well, the problem was that when we had sex she was never really, physically in the same room.
Are they ever?
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... and oddly enough had very big hands ....

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Old 04-10-2007, 02:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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With hairy palms, too. Very odd, indeed.
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