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Old 04-03-2007, 02:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Each night in my room
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Old 04-03-2007, 03:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2007, 04:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2007, 04:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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sweet little Peep, peep
very sweet yellow Peep, peep
sweet pink Peep, peep peep
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Sweet little brown eggs
Strewn so like rabbit droppings
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The color of them is dark.
The taste spicy and sweet.
Black, black are my jelly beans.
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Old 04-03-2007, 06:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Ham is good to eat
Split pea soup is on my mind
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you are there temptation
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They are my nightmare
They haunt me throughout the day
Damned chocolate eggs.
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These are great! If this doesn't go as long as the pun threads, I will be devasted.
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Cadbury Creme Egg.
Evil, wrapped in silver foil
Shat by a bunny.
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Impossible, right?
Chocolate from a rabbit.
Mahler, just Mahler.
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The color of them is dark.
The taste spicy and sweet.
Black, black are my jelly beans.
Kind of dark and brooding, yet sweet at the same time.
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Cadbury Creme Egg.
Evil, wrapped in silver foil
Shat by a bunny.

oh you slay me

Know why the easter bunny hides his eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's been (*&$^98*&^ the chicken bwahahaha

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Kind of dark and brooding, yet sweet at the same time.
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Dark chocolate eggs
I want them; nay I need them
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it's a couple of days early, but:

Trampling down death by death.
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Roasted or bar-be-que.
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Chocolate, scotch, wine
turkey, blueberry pie, then
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