Hey, Mahler.

Dr. Casey · 02-25-2007, 02:16 AM

Having a good day?

ShannonB · 02-25-2007, 07:44 AM

If Mahler is having a good day, you will know it.

ODB · 02-25-2007, 08:30 AM

That would be Mr. Mahler.

Lost Dog · 02-25-2007, 08:36 AM

He must be, the sun is shining somewhere.

ShannonB · 02-25-2007, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ODB

That would be Mr. Mahler.

pfft! Mahler supersedes titles.

Mahler · 02-25-2007, 10:07 AM

So, are you guys at a loss for something to do? LOL
I am having a great day.
Just finished HIIT and had a nice breakfast of olive and cheese omelet with 2 slices of whole grain toast.

Will be doing more painting in the kitchen today, but that is a piece of cake.

Thanks for asking. You guys/gals are too much.

FishrCutB8 · 02-25-2007, 03:26 PM

If we were able to harness the power generated from Mahler shoveling his driveway and walk today, we would not need the sun for six years.

Terry Monk · 02-25-2007, 03:36 PM

Mahler doesn't shovel the walk and driveway.... He simply looks at the snow and it gets scared and melts itself regardless of the 20 degree temps. :p

Mahler · 02-25-2007, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by gymrat

Mahler doesn't shovel the walk and driveway.... He simply looks at the snow and it gets scared and melts itself regardless of the 20 degree temps. :p

Would that it were true.

Ogedei · 02-25-2007, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by gymrat

Mahler doesn't shovel the walk and driveway.... He simply looks at the snow and it gets scared and melts itself regardless of the 20 degree temps. :p

....but can he divide by zero?

FishrCutB8 · 02-25-2007, 06:40 PM

Mahler can divide by zero.

FishrCutB8 · 02-25-2007, 06:40 PM

Mahler knows the number after infinity.

Lost Dog · 02-25-2007, 08:40 PM

Mahler's knows who's going to win American Idol.

Terry Monk · 02-25-2007, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Lost Dog

Mahler's knows who's going to win American Idol.

Mahler is going to win American Idol.....

RacerBill · 02-25-2007, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by gymrat

Mahler is going to win American Idol.....

Mahler doesn't need to win anything. He IS the American Idol.

Ogedei · 02-25-2007, 10:50 PM

who would win in a fight between Mahler, The Hoff AND Chuck Norris?

FishrCutB8 · 02-26-2007, 05:44 AM

Hoff is out, as he would be destroyed by the mere presence of Mahler or Chuck. They recognize that simply by being in the same room together, the world would come to an end.

Deserve · 02-26-2007, 07:36 AM

The only true battle would be versus Mr. T. Everyone else is a warmup.

FishrCutB8 · 02-26-2007, 07:55 AM

Mr. T. talked trash to Mahler. Mahler drank nitroglycerin (straightup, no ice), breathed flames through his nostrils, and scorched Mr. T. The mohawk remained only because of Mahler's septum.

FishrCutB8 · 02-26-2007, 08:24 AM

Mahler · 02-26-2007, 10:22 AM

OMG, I am laughing uncontrollably.

Og,
By the way. Any number divided by zero = m, where the value of m = Mahler. Usually expressed as x / 0 = m.

Blackjack · 02-26-2007, 10:51 AM

Ouch!

Mahler with the mad math skillzzzzzz.

Terry Monk · 02-26-2007, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by FishrCutB8

Damn! Now that's about perfect!

FishrCutB8 · 02-26-2007, 02:18 PM

I guess I should have posted these in here...

Mahler · 02-26-2007, 06:49 PM

This thread is a keeper. LOL

Terry Monk · 02-26-2007, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mahler

This thread is a keeper. LOL

And it is so by the law of Mahler.

Uh, Mahler, could I bother you to simply think me into a million dollars? Hmmmm?

FishrCutB8 · 02-27-2007, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by gymrat

And it is so by the law of Mahler.

Reminded of The Ten Commandments, with Yul Brenner: "SO LET IT BE WRITTEN....SO LET IT BE DONE!"

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Originally Posted by gymrat

Uh, Mahler, could I bother you to simply think me into a million dollars? Hmmmm?

Leland Rogers · 02-27-2007, 08:22 PM

They should come out with a bumper sticker that says:

WWMD

"What would Mahler do"

FishrCutB8 · 02-28-2007, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Leland Rogers

They should come out with a bumper sticker that says:

WWMD

"What would Mahler do"

They did, many years ago. They ate through the bumper..back when bumpers were made of steel. Today, the stickers would eat the entire car. The government quarantined them in a secret site. Have you ever heard of Area 51?

Mahler · 02-28-2007, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by FishrCutB8

They did, many years ago. They ate through the bumper..back when bumpers were made of steel. Today, the stickers would eat the entire car. The government quarantined them in a secret site. Have you ever heard of Area 51?

You revealed the secret. Now I have to kill you.