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Old 02-21-2007, 03:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Smile I need... (game)

I got this game in my email today and thought it was funny.

Ok, go to the Google search engine (or whatever you use) and type in your name and the word 'needs' after it (e.g. "John needs").

Write down the DESCRIPTION of the first website that appears. (It should say something like: "John needs to shave")


I didn't do a very thorough search on the forums so bear with me if it's been posted before, but results have likely changed since then anyways so do it anyways. Commentaries encouraged.
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Old 02-21-2007, 04:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Experts agree that McCarley needs some type of assisted living and that restoring power to her shack of a mobile home is dangerous.

McCarley also needs help filling her pantry.

McCarley often needs to start planting before the home is completed so that the end product has a finished look.

Google has concluded that I need a better place to live, food to eat and I need to plant earlier. Also that I am a woman. Who knew?
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Old 02-21-2007, 04:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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This is interesting...

First entry:

Jane Fonda Quotes
Jane Fonda Ted needs someone to be there 100% of the time. He thinks that's love. It's not love - it's babysitting.


Second entry:

Ted Needs A Date!
So yeah, I'm Ted. This here's my website thingy, and has all kinds of supercool stuff about stuff I'm obsessed with, liking riding bikes and cool tech and ...


Too funny...
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Old 02-21-2007, 04:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Blackjack needs to reboot to get Internet Explorer working...
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Experts agree that McCarley needs some type of assisted living and that restoring power to her shack of a mobile home is dangerous.
Uh oh... is that what you were trying to do in your picture? Next time hire an electrician.
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Old 02-21-2007, 04:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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How bout this...I have NO NEEDS

Your search - "jemmie needs" - did not match any documents
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Old 02-21-2007, 04:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Matthew needs to bring sexy back.

Matthew needs your help now!

All Matthew needs is a little imagination

Matthew needs to get a clue <--
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Old 02-21-2007, 04:55 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Mark needs more room (lucky im building a new house soon)

Mindpower needs someone who: plays nicely with small groups; can out-organize a librarian; demonstrates a passion for great work; has more curiosity than a ...
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Old 02-21-2007, 05:09 PM   #9 (permalink)
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OldGuy need a ride.

Actually, OldGuy needs a rider.
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Old 02-21-2007, 05:34 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Kevin Needs Your Money
Kevin Needs a job really soon
Kevin Needs more beer.
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Old 02-21-2007, 06:28 PM   #11 (permalink)
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"Copyright Bill Needs Big Changes"

The top ten are in relation to congressional bills, not anyone else named Bill.

Guess I'll sing that old song, "I'm just a bill, just an ordinary bill, and they vote for me on Capitol Hill... "
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Old 02-21-2007, 06:57 PM   #12 (permalink)
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"Nick needs meds"


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Old 02-21-2007, 07:48 PM   #13 (permalink)
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"Nick needs meds"


uh oh
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Old 02-21-2007, 07:52 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Christine needs only to cough or sneeze and she could have a brain hemorrhage ... Christine needs something more than just fast sex and a roll in

Christine Needs Some Lovin`

Christine needs to know where her inventory is located at all times. ... Christine needs parents who will be able to be patient, as she needs ...


hehehehehehe. this is better than fortune telling! :p


Uncle Russ needs you!

LOL! I hope 'you' is 'me'
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Uncle Russ needs you!

LOL! I hope 'you' is 'me'
And I hope Christine still needs some lovin' :p
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"I Need a Van"

WTF???
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Old 02-21-2007, 08:20 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Roland needs to retire.

Roland needs to tell it to Jake.

Roland needs more good styles.

Roland needs to make a successor to this board.

I think that all Roland needs is someone to understand him and love him.
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Old 02-21-2007, 08:21 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Sweet Gina needs a new home!!

Golden Gina Needs your Help!

Gina needs a lesson in tact.

Gina NEEDS bloomers in Xtra Small


wow, those are slightly varying!

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And I hope Christine still needs some lovin' :p
save it for the video chats
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Roland needs to tell it to Jake.
It's about time -- Jake's had it comin' for years.

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I think that all Roland needs is someone to understand him and love him.
That's a piercing, powerful thought. I believe you will find it.


OK, time for mine...

Michael needs a life without cock (!!! )

Michael reached a stage where he needs mum to be present all the time

Michael needs to become a Muslim

I'm very disturbed by Google's suggestions. At least Islam should take care of life without the manmeat... I'm pretty sure most Muslims don't look too kindly on that lifestyle.
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Michael needs help...now.


RL, this must be meant for you and not me.
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I wouldn't doubt it, especially after that first one of mine. Maybe they can "cure" me like Ted Haggard.
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Joshua needs a disciple and soul-mate
Joshua needs glasses
Joshua Needs to Crawl
J.J. Needs a Paternity Test
J.J. needs help to create his shots the majority of the time while Adam is great at creating his own shot off the dribble
I am with you JJ needs to widen his circle of friends
J.J. needs to relax a little
JJ needs a class in reality
JJ needs translators for new projects
J.J. needs to bring back the old dynamic

These are too funny, I have a disciple and a soul mate! My favorite, "JJ needs to relax" I haven't felt any morning sickness, but I'm pretty sure I don't need a paternity test either.
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Howie needs a swift kick in the arse
Howie needs a little corrective action
Howie needs more support
Howie needs some new pillows
Howie needs to leave the room quietly

On that note I will quietly slip off to the restroom...
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Jennifer needs a cold shower.
Jennifer needs a smack daddy. Ok wtf is a smack daddy??
Jennifer needs a heavy visual depicting her subject. wtf??

Jenn needs to switch to decaf.
Jenn needs a hot rod...and a good insurance policy.

Jennmedic just brought me to all the posts in my own workout logs LOL
haven't checked Iamjennmedic though.
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=SmackDaddy
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According to urbandictionary.com:

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Sounds like you need a Howie. :p

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I hope that reference was for number 1. For the record I drink decaf and am past the stage in life that I need a hot rod what I really new is... never mind
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Sounds like you need a Howie. :p

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Jill needs to earn enough money to buy a new. skateboard that costs $48.50. She has $12.54.

Jill needs to keep her trap shut about things she knows NOTHING about

jill needs a roommate
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