I got this game in my email today and thought it was funny.
Ok, go to the Google search engine (or whatever you use) and type in your name and the word 'needs' after it (e.g. "John needs").
Write down the DESCRIPTION of the first website that appears. (It should say something like: "John needs to shave")
I didn't do a very thorough search on the forums so bear with me if it's been posted before, but results have likely changed since then anyways so do it anyways. Commentaries encouraged.
So yeah, I'm Ted. This here's my website thingy, and has all kinds of supercool stuff about stuff I'm obsessed with, liking riding bikes and cool tech and ...
Too funny...
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Two Bears Dadda? Two Bears Benno, just two. ______________________________ ___________
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
Blackjack needs to reboot to get Internet Explorer working...
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Two Bears Dadda? Two Bears Benno, just two. ______________________________ ___________
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
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And major action will certainly make you feel a bit uncomfortable, which is absolutely fine. You've gotta get excited about feeling uncomfortable, you've gotta love feeling slightly uncomfortable, because you know that you're stepping outside the boundaries that you used to create.
Zach Even-Esh
I've made some huge mistakes, but they were necessary, because without them I wouldn't have learned anything.
-Dave Tate
Mark needs more room (lucky im building a new house soon)
Mindpower needs someone who: plays nicely with small groups; can out-organize a librarian; demonstrates a passion for great work; has more curiosity than a ...
Kevin Needs Your Money Kevin Needs a job really soon Kevin Needs more beer.
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"Rust on a nail builds tetanus. Rust on a barbell builds character, strength, and attitude." -EC
"Don't spend your life wishing. Spend it doing." -FishrCutB8
"You're a mutant, like a snake with two heads or a cat shy one nipple. Be thankful that your mutation is helpful." - LD
The top ten are in relation to congressional bills, not anyone else named Bill.
Guess I'll sing that old song, "I'm just a bill, just an ordinary bill, and they vote for me on Capitol Hill... "
__________________ The trick is in what one emphasizes. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same. -- Carlos Castaneda
__________________ The trick is in what one emphasizes. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same. -- Carlos Castaneda
It's about time -- Jake's had it comin' for years.
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Originally Posted by Lost Dog
I think that all Roland needs is someone to understand him and love him.
That's a piercing, powerful thought. I believe you will find it.
OK, time for mine...
Michael needs a life without cock (!!! )
Michael reached a stage where he needs mum to be present all the time
Michael needs to become a Muslim
I'm very disturbed by Google's suggestions. At least Islam should take care of life without the manmeat... I'm pretty sure most Muslims don't look too kindly on that lifestyle.
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"Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers."
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Joshua needs a disciple and soul-mate Joshua needs glasses Joshua Needs to Crawl J.J. Needs a Paternity Test J.J. needs help to create his shots the majority of the time while Adam is great at creating his own shot off the dribble
I am with you JJ needs to widen his circle of friends J.J. needs to relax a little JJ needs a class in reality JJ needs translators for new projects J.J. needs to bring back the old dynamic
These are too funny, I have a disciple and a soul mate! My favorite, "JJ needs to relax" I haven't felt any morning sickness, but I'm pretty sure I don't need a paternity test either.
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Your accomplishments can only be as big as your heart.
Howie needs a swift kick in the arse
Howie needs a little corrective action
Howie needs more support
Howie needs some new pillows
Howie needs to leave the room quietly
On that note I will quietly slip off to the restroom...
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I hope that reference was for number 1. For the record I drink decaf and am past the stage in life that I need a hot rod what I really new is... never mind
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"My darling," she said at last, "are you sure you don't mind being a mouse for the rest of your life?"
"I don't mind at all," I said. "It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like so long as somebody loves you."