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Old 02-20-2007, 12:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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bowling skillz - ya, I know. but it's still cool to see.



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Old 02-20-2007, 06:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2007, 06:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2007, 08:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 02-21-2007, 10:17 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Hahaha, some of those rock, thanks dude!
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Old 03-06-2007, 02:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 03-06-2007, 02:15 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 03-06-2007, 04:13 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 04-20-2007, 11:53 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Bartender skillz

It's like that movie Cocktail, only better. Not the first thing he does, that sucked. I mean the rest of it.
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While initially impressed by the ball handling pong skillz displayed, by then end of the video I was thinking, "How many hours did these guys practice to be able to put the little ball into the little cup?"
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Old 06-02-2007, 09:10 AM   #14 (permalink)
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While initially impressed by the ball handling pong skillz displayed, by then end of the video I was thinking, "How many hours did these guys practice to be able to put the little ball into the little cup?"
...sounds funny coming from a guy with 4,269 posts...
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Old 06-02-2007, 07:20 PM   #15 (permalink)
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4,291 now. Og had a busy day today.

Fish, did you know you're at 5,000 right now?
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4,291 now. Og had a busy day today.

Fish, did you know you're at 5,000 right now?
ummm yeah....

61 day challenge trouble shooting...

mad posting skillz, not like fish mind you....
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61 day challenge trouble shooting...

mad posting skillz, not like fish mind you....
Measure twice, cut once. Do it right the first time and you won't have to worry about that.

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Old 06-03-2007, 08:58 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2007, 06:06 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 07-12-2007, 02:32 PM   #20 (permalink)
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running down a hill skillz (my creativity is low today)

After two minutes I thought "why am I still watching this?" but I couldn't turn it off.
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/23471/

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I hate Nancy Grace. My mom loves watching her show, I can't stand her for more than five seconds. Her voice is annoying enough on its own, but you can sense the disgust she feels towards anyone not sharing her DNA. Even when she's talking to someone who shares her view, she talks down to them. It almost sounds like she's angry at them.
Get off my tv.
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Christopher Walken Skillz.

That's right.
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And Malik has done sweet fuck all since scoring that goal. He's routinely booed by Rangers fans at MSG.

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Delirious:"Yo,Jam,who's that girl i saw you with the other day?"
Jamie:"Man that's this little cutie back from around the way,d!"
The rest of the guys:"She was the bomb,right"
Jamie:"You know it!"
Jamie:"but,you wanna know somthing else?
Member of the group:"What's that,man?"
Jamie:"She's got crazy skillz
The Group:"hhhmmm"
Jamie:"uh check it out"
The Group:"check it out"

Little rump shaker she can really shake and bake
she's got skillz
watch her slippin and a sliddin working booty
left to right
she's got skillz
she can work it to the left
work it to the right
she wants to get a little freaky tonight
shes got the potion in the motion
to cure my illz
she's got skillz

Skillz... girl has got it goin on
shes got skillz
work her booty all night long
she's got skillz
she hit me with the bump and grind
she's got skillz
i think i'm gonna make her mine
she got the potion in the motion
to cure my illz
shes got....skillz

little cutie with the booty
really got it going on
she's got skillz
she'll shimmy right up to me and she'll do me all night long
she's got skills
yum yum eat em up
I think I'm in luck because
she wants to lick me like a lollipop
she got the potion in the motion
to cure my illz
she's got skillz
well skillz girl has got it going on
she's got skillz
work her booty all night long
shes got skillz
makes me wanna scooby doo
she's got skillz
makes me wanna zoom zoom zoom
she's got the potion in the motion
to cure my illz
she's got skillz
(baby got crazy skills, mmm silky silky now,
baby, you are all that plus a bag a chips)

yum yum eat em up I think I'm in luck because
she wants to lick me like a lollipop
she got the potion in the motion
to cure my illz
she's got skillz

Skillz girl has got it goin on
shes got skillz
work her booty all night long
shes got skillz
she hit me with the bump and grind
shes got skillz
i think i'm gonna make her mine
she's got the potion in the motion
to cure my illz
she's got skillz
skillz
skillz
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