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Old 01-17-2007, 12:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Arrow The Oreo

The Oreo

Who will take up the challenge?
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Old 01-17-2007, 03:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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UMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Oreos! I love Oreos!

But no. I will not take up the challenge. :p
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Old 01-17-2007, 04:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Something tells me they are tasty, but not really a great bulking food....

Now maybe PWO with some whey.....
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Old 01-17-2007, 04:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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can low-carbers use the no-sugar-added Oreos ?
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Old 01-17-2007, 04:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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According to my sources:

Standard Oreo Cookies contain 53 calories per cookie with 2.5g of Fat, 7.5g of Carb, .7g Protein. For the entire package you would get 2385 calories with 113g of Fat; 338g of Carb; & 32g Protein

Double Stuff Oreo Cookeis contain 70 calories per cookie with 3.5g of Fat, 10g Carb; & .5g Protein. For the entire package you would get 2520 total calories with 126g of Fat, 360g of Carb and 18g protein.

Not nearly as high as I would have thought...

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Old 01-17-2007, 05:03 PM   #6 (permalink)
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"For the entire package you would get 2520 total calories."

That's roughly 5 slices of New York Style Cheesecake. Screw the Oreos.
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I'm with John on this one MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Cheesecake!!
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Old 01-17-2007, 05:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Man, that's how I got to be so fat. Now I'm having to eat clean to cut.
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Old 01-18-2007, 08:32 AM   #9 (permalink)
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OK, no one is posting their times. Let's get munching!
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I like Mahler's cheesecake idea much better.

BTW...the numbers above do not include the milk to get those things down.

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Just thinking about this makes me want to vomit. I'll stick to eating ice cream out of the carton.
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Oreos, cheesecake, Ice Cream they all pale in comparison to the Favorite of all cheats - - - PIZZA.

Damn no cheats until weigh in Saturday.
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Oreos are good, but if cheesecake is involved they have no chance.

I wonder if Berardi passed out when he read this.
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Ugh...pizza...I'm getting a rumbly in my tumbly.
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How about an Oreo cheesecake (click on "Cheesecakes" and scroll down to the "Cookie" section? I love these ladies (visited several times on the cooking show I used to produce). They also have an (unlisted) Krispy Kreme doughnut cheesecake for special occasions/orders
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How about an Oreo cheesecake (click on "Cheesecakes" and scroll down to the "Cookie" section? I love these ladies (visited several times on the cooking show I used to produce). They also have an (unlisted) Krispy Kreme doughnut cheesecake for special occasions/orders
Leave it up to those ladies to combine two of the major food groups. :p
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Leave it up to those ladies to combine two of the major food groups. :p
Watch it, man! It's not just the ladies who love this stuff.

On our anniversary last week I ate a big slice of cookies n' cream cheesecake, made with real Oreos. Bought it at the Dessert Gallery in Houston. It wasn't a carb-loading day, nor was it in the three-hour post-workout window. I live on the edge.

p.s. -- Wanna know how good that place is? We had dinner at The Cheesecake Factory, and left to get dessert at this place instead.
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i got it in just under 6 min (5:47)
O how i love oreos
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p.s. -- Wanna know how good that place is? We had dinner at The Cheesecake Factory, and left to get dessert at this place instead.
I'm not all that impressed with TCF. The one in Charlotte sits opposite a good Italian restaurant whose cheesecake thumps TCF's any day. What trips me out is that people bring in boxed cheesecake from TCF into this other restaurant (which I think is kinda tacky) and don't know what they're missing. I'd only do that with a Cherryville Cheesecake
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I'm not all that impressed with TCF.
Me, either. I think the name is just a gimmick.
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How about an Oreo cheesecake (click on "Cheesecakes" and scroll down to the "Cookie" section? I love these ladies (visited several times on the cooking show I used to produce). They also have an (unlisted) Krispy Kreme doughnut cheesecake for special occasions/orders
I thought you were talking about "The two fat ladies". They had a show on BBC cooking waaaaaaaay fattening, but tasty food.
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Ugh...pizza...I'm getting a rumbly in my tumbly.

I hit my weigh in today and Sunday dinner is the Pizza cheat, Mama Mia's CSMO and a big Italian Salad.
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I thought you were talking about "The two fat ladies". They had a show on BBC cooking waaaaaaaay fattening, but tasty food.
Funny Nah, these ladies are pretty average in stature (I mean actually average, not America-today average), though I know the stereotype is the portly yet happy cook/chef, just like with sex therapists and sex toy purveyors
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A Chinese buffet here serves this completely trashy dessert that's chocolate pudding filled with Oreos. I can't leave the stuff alone!! I basically good all through the entree part (aside from the 40,000 mg of sodium... and who knows what they actually stir-fry that stuff in), but then I blow it on the kiddie dessert!
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