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Old 12-14-2006, 12:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic ---Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and......
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an open Fire
8. Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonnacry, I'm Gonna pout, maybe I'll tell You Why
9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
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Old 12-14-2006, 01:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2006, 01:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You know Fish, you are always sure to make me spew my diet coke thru my nose even on a bad day. THANK YOU! Uh oh, the fire alarms are blinking at me...gotta run
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Old 12-15-2006, 08:57 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2006, 09:06 AM   #7 (permalink)
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LOL I have tears rolling down my face!!! Those are great
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How bout this one?

Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy oooh look at
the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
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I'll try:

Alcohol Disorder -- Angels I Have Heard, I'm High
Insomnia -- Goddamn, I Can't Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Oedipus Complex -- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus and I'm Jealous of the Fat Bastard
Anorexia Nervosa -- Pukin' Around the Christmas Tree
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Old 12-15-2006, 02:39 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Oh another Alcohol Disorder one -- The 12 Steps of Christmas
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Some of my favorites songs.
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LMAO!!! I liked #11 and #12 the best.
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Bump for the holidays.

Plus I got this in an email today, but here's a new one:

Attention Deficit Disorder: We Wish You... Hey, Look!! It's Snowing!!!
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