How to lose your job as a talk show host...

duff beer · 12-08-2006, 05:19 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03UOj...related&search=

Jean-Paul · 12-08-2006, 05:23 PM

That is so funny I cant' stop laughing!

Jean-Paul · 12-08-2006, 05:24 PM

I had to walk out of a funeral because I got the laugh fits once. It's awful when you start because the harder you try, the harder it is to stop.

K-Court · 12-08-2006, 05:29 PM

Oh man, I feel so sorry for that guy. JP is right - once you start, you just can't stop. Oh man ...

Lost Dog · 12-08-2006, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by K-Court

Oh man, I feel so sorry for that guy. JP is right - once you start, you just can't stop. Oh man ...

Which guy?

Jean-Paul · 12-08-2006, 05:37 PM

And the guy's voice was pretty damn funny too. I would have cracked up for sure!

Lost Dog · 12-08-2006, 05:41 PM

I'd like to know what they're really saying. I think there are a couple of us around here who speak that gibberish.

I find it hard to believe that you'd wake up with your nards gone and find your voice instantly higher. Nope.

K-Court · 12-08-2006, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Lost Dog

Which guy?

The host. Well, the other guy too obviously ...

K-Court · 12-08-2006, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Lost Dog

I'd like to know what they're really saying. I think there are a couple of us around here who speak that gibberish.

I find it hard to believe that you'd wake up with your nards gone and find your voice instantly higher. Nope.

Yeah, I thought that was a bit odd too.

And the line from the wife about not being able to fondle his testicles seemed a bit over the top too.

Lost Dog · 12-08-2006, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by K-Court

And the line from the wife about not being able to fondle his testicles seemed a bit over the top too.

Why? Poor woman...

K-Court · 12-08-2006, 05:55 PM

RedWifey · 12-08-2006, 08:25 PM

Today was the funeral for Julian (the boy Michael tried to help) and the female priest sounded just like the priest from "Princess Bride":

Do not let your heawts be twoubled. Twust in God; twust also in me. In my Fathew's house are many wooms;...

He said he couldn't have been the only one in the room that thought it was funny. At least he was able to find some humor on a not so funny event.

Terry Monk · 12-08-2006, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by K-Court

Yeah, I thought that was a bit odd too.

And the line from the wife about not being able to fondle his testicles seemed a bit over the top too.

My thoughts exactly. While it was funny, there ain't no way this was what they were actually saying.

FlyinM · 12-09-2006, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by RedWifey

Do not let your heawts be twoubled. Twust in God; twust also in me. In my Fathew's house are many wooms;...

Is she Elmer Fudd's sister?

As far as the host goes, that seems like a setup. The voice change and the 'can't fondle his testicles' comment. Pretty damn funny though......

Irishdazza · 12-09-2006, 07:11 PM

When my dad died we carried the coffin into the church the night before the funeral for the vigil. Only about 60 people in a church that takes about 1000.

Anyhoo, it was raining heavy and as it was only the vigil everyone was in normal clothes. And as usual when I'm not working or in the gym I was wearing my beloved Dr Martin boots.

Ever walk in wet DM's on a tiled church floor? An almost empty church?

Squeak, squeak, squeak...echo...echo..echo...

All the while pall bearing - everyone in the church was doing their best not to wet themselves....I let out a chuckle - it was exactly my dad's sense of humour and I know he was there watching.

Jesus if you can't laugh at the concept of death what can you laugh at!?!

That was some damned wake, I can tell you!

I. Kay · 12-09-2006, 07:34 PM

We had this on the site last year sometime I think.

It didn't have these "subtitles", but the real ones, and it had nothing to do with dogs licking their own balls.

Still, it's hard not to chuckle.