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Old 11-10-2006, 11:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Looks like the gene pool needs a little chlorine....

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Old 11-10-2006, 11:48 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Not a good way to solve that problem constipation.
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Alcohol, Fireworks, and an Anal Fixation. Bad combination. Nice to hear that his friends caught it all on the mobile phone.
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Perhaps the guy was just trying to conceal it like this dude, but something went terribly wrong before the concealing was done.

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Old 11-10-2006, 03:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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well, I'm sure it was a cry ....
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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It was funny when the news reader read it out on radio 2 one of our national channels from the BBC the guy lost the plot and couldnt stop laughing I nearly crashed my car from laughing too!
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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well, I'm sure it was a cry ....
I guess it depends on which end went in first.
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it was a cry for help
PLEASE have a party. Feed us drinks! Get us laid! AAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!
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PLEASE have a party. Feed us drinks! Get us laid! AAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!
Can you blow me where the pampers is?

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Speaking of another set of burnt buns (with pics):

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that is just wicked stupid. Period.
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Old 11-10-2006, 10:43 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Perhaps the guy was just trying to conceal it like this dude, but something went terribly wrong before the concealing was done.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15554530/
So, he's naked, so why'd the cops ask if he had any weapons?

When asked, though, he apparantly said, "Not really. I've got a screwdriver in my anus, though."

They called the paramedics, but he said. "No, I'll get it," and pulled out the plastic taped awl (makes me think he might still have a screwdriver up there...).

Good thing it was taped. Wouldn't want it to get dirty.
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awl (ôl) Pronunciation Key
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A pointed tool for making holes, as in wood or leather.
Ouch.
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