Wow. Bored, broke and depressed tonight. Time for Top 10's!!!
Top 10 Film Directors
Woody Allen
Ingmar Bergman
Charlie Chaplin
John Ford
Howard Hawks
Martin Scorsese
Yasujiro Ozu
Jean Renoir
Quentin Tarantino
Billy Wilder
Top 10 Bands AC/DC
The Beatles
Children of Bodom
Guns N' Roses
Hypocrisy
Iron Maiden
Led Zeppelin
Megadeth
Morbid Angel
Pantera
Top 10 Sexiest Actresses (in their prime)
Harriet Andersson
Lauren Bacall
Kate Beckinsale
Helena Bonham-Carter
Jennifer Connelly
Salma Hayek
Anna Karina
Sophia Loren
Marilyn Monroe
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Top 10 Books
Anna Karenina
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Count of Monte Cristo
Hound of the Baskervilles
The Lord of the Rings
The Sun Also Rises
Slaughter-House Five
Sons and Lovers
That Summer in Paris
The Wheel of Time, volumes 1-4
Those That Walk Away from Omelas.
The Inheritance of Tools
Long Walk to Forever.
The Call of Cthulhu.
Methusaleh's Children.
The Things They Carried.
My Life with the Wave.
Happy Endings.
Big Mama's Funeral.
The Lottery.
Our TV died - I am very sad. I kinda thought of it as the energizer bunny - it is at least 10 years old (maybe 14). We got it from a guy who used it as a display in his satellite store so it had taken some hard knocks.
Howard the Duck (w/o doubt, number one worst).
Mario Bothers
Anything with Shannon Tweed in the starring role
The Children
Volunteers
Krull
Dune
Spaceballs
Caddyshack II (by what others say).
Almost any movie based on HP Lovecraft (no one does it right).
Howard the Duck (w/o doubt, number one worst).
Mario Bothers
Anything with Shannon Tweed in the starring role
The Children
Volunteers
Krull
Dune
Spaceballs
Caddyshack II (by what others say).
Almost any movie based on HP Lovecraft (no one does it right).
I agree except for Spaceballs... I laughed my ass off!
I agree except for Spaceballs... I laughed my ass off!
Yeah, everyone I know liked that movie, but I didn't get it. Brookes has some great ones, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, but Spaceballs was not one of them.
Yeah, everyone I know liked that movie, but I didn't get it. Brookes has some great ones, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, but Spaceballs was not one of them.
Life of Brian
Young Frankestein
The Princess Bride
Airplane
Raising Arizona
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
This is Spinal Tap
There's Something About Mary
The Jerk
City Slickers
I'm broke, bored, and depressed, too. I might have to break out one of these flicks...
Life of Brian
Young Frankestein
The Princess Bride
Airplane
Raising Arizona
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
This is Spinal Tap
There's Something About Mary
The Jerk
City Slickers
I'm broke, bored, and depressed, too. I might have to break out one of these flicks...
Hmmm, either Arizona, Spinal Tap or Mary would be replaced by Caddyshack...
"FREEEEZE VARMINT!!!"
A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
Every Mile a Memory- Dierks Bentley
Anywhere But Here- Chris Cagle
Dani California- Red Hot Chili Peppers
Life is a Highway- Rascal Flatts
Like Red on a Rose- Alan Jackson
When You Were Young- The Killers
Feels Just Like It Should- Pat Green
What Hurts the Most- Rascal Flatts
Leave the Pieces- The Wreckers
Don't Forget to Remember Me- Carrie Underwood
I had to reinstall; therefore the influx of new songs.
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Quoth David Banner: "Like a pimp"
It's not a beer belly. It's a gas tank for a sax machine.
Top 10 NASCAR Drivers. (By my liking, not a true top 10)
1. Tony Stewart
2. Denny Hamlin
3. Carl Edwards
4. Clint Bowyer
5. Brian Vickers
6. Kasey Kahne
7. Not Kurt Busch
8. Not Kyle Busch
9. Not Jeff Gordon
10. Not Jimmie Johnson
__________________
Quoth David Banner: "Like a pimp"
It's not a beer belly. It's a gas tank for a sax machine.
Roland. rent "The big lebowski" and have enough beer on hand so you can drink untill it's brilliant. All of lifes problems can be solved if you drink enough.
Howard the Duck (w/o doubt, number one worst).
Mario Bothers
Anything with Shannon Tweed in the starring role
The Children
Volunteers
Krull
Dune
Spaceballs
Caddyshack II (by what others say).
Almost any movie based on HP Lovecraft (no one does it right).
Not good, but there are a lot worse movies than Krull and Dune. Spaceballs has some funny moments.
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______________________________ __________________________ There is no light at the end of the tunnel. You carry the light with you.
1. Jay Marriotti
2. Michael Irvin
3. Stephen A. Smith
4. Woody Paige
5. Sean Salsbury
6. Dan LeBatard
7. John Saunders
8. Tim Legler
9. Chris Berman
10. Dick Vitale
Roland. rent "The big lebowski" and have enough beer on hand so you can drink untill it's brilliant. All of lifes problems can be solved if you drink enough.
I love that movie. I busted up when they were pushing him in the limo and he yells out "Hey, there's a beverage here man!"
Top 10 Lifting Songs I Can Think Of
1. The theme to Conan The Barbarian
2. Pantera - Cowboys From Hell
3. Pantera - A New Level
4. Disturbed - Remember
5. Rage Against The Machine - Bulls On Parade
6. Metallica - Devil's Dance
7. AC/DC - Hell's Bells
8. Killswitch Engaged - The End of Heartache
9. Killswitch Engaged - Fixation on the Darkness
10. Godsmack - Believe
Top 10 Movies I'm Almost Ashamed To Admit I Liked (Almost)
1. Clash of the Titans (shut up)
2. Excalibur (the one with Patrick Stewart)
3. Army of Darkness
4. Swiss Family Robinson
5. Tron
6. Point Break
7. American Psycho
8. Blue Crush
9. How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days
10. The Notebook (again, shut up)
Top 10 Outfits That Should Be In Every Girls Wardrobe
1. Schoolgirl
2. French maid
3. Nurse
4. Cop
5. Belly Dancer
6. Cowgirl
7. Tinkerbell
8. Santa's helper
9. Girl scout
10. Librarian/Business woman (sluttily short skirt of course)
1. Jay Marriotti
2. Michael Irvin
3. Stephen A. Smith
4. Woody Paige
5. Sean Salsbury
6. Dan LeBatard
7. John Saunders
8. Tim Legler
9. Chris Berman
10. Dick Vitale
Ooo this is fun:
1. Stuart Scott
2. Chris Berman
3. Michael Irvin
4. Jay Mariotti
5. John Kruk
6. Stephen A. Smith
7. Joe Theismann
8. Joe Morgan
9. Mike Greenberg
10. Bill Plaschke
This really could be arranged any way you want it to.
__________________
Quoth David Banner: "Like a pimp"
It's not a beer belly. It's a gas tank for a sax machine.
Top 10 Outfits That Should Be In Every Girls Wardrobe
1. Schoolgirl
2. French maid
3. Nurse
4. Cop
5. Belly Dancer
6. Cowgirl
7. Tinkerbell
8. Santa's helper
9. Girl scout
10. Librarian/Business woman (sluttily short skirt of course)
These are great, though I'd replace #4, #9 and #10 with:
I knew you'd have a response for that ESPN list, Nick.
I can't imagine how, but I forgot about Theismann and Stu-ya. Maybe they could replace Salisbury and Vitale on my list.
Awesome Salisbury story... A few years ago, I was at Champs on Indy's North side to watch a big Pistons-Pacers playoff game with some friends. The place was too packed to get a table, so we stood at the bar all game long, right next to Salisbury. He was definately the life of the party, as guys tried to buy him drinks all night while he hit on all the ladies there. Anyway, just when we thought it couldn't get any better, Jeff George walked in with his posse. Sean and Jeff hung out for a while my buddy and I eavesdropped on their conversation about Jeff's upcoming comeback attempt with the Bears. To top it all off, when Salisbury was leaving, he told a girl that was with (that was about 21 years old at the time) that she was the hottest girl in the whole bar. Definately one of the weirdest nights ever.
Chiron- Berman annoys me to no end. From what I hear, he's also pretty impressed with himself... and leather pants.
Sorry for taking things off track... Here's another list:
Top 10 Cheat Meals
1. Fresh Chocolate Chip Cookies with Milk
2. Icecream from ColdStone Creamery
3. Pizza
4. Rally's "Big Buford" Combo
5. Tortilla Chips and Queso dip
6. Cheese Fries (Lonestar's are the best)
7. Cheesecake from The Cheesecake Factory
8. Pumpkin Pie with Whipped Cream
9. A hot dog at a baseball game
10. Onion Rings