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Old 11-09-2006, 06:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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And to think I actually set out to lose weight!

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Old 11-09-2006, 07:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Fitness sites will be inundated with "before & after" pics. Online dating will get a boost, too. Will the wonders of technology never cease?

Now we need a camera that will make me stunningly handsome, straighten my teeth and give me more hair.
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Old 11-09-2006, 07:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I know a woman who uses that type of feature in her photo manipulation software.

I consider it false advertising, like breast implants.
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Old 11-09-2006, 07:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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How are breast implants false advertising? I mean they may not be god given, but they are still there....

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Old 11-09-2006, 07:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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All right, let's use airbrushing.

However, in the area of impants, they simply aren't the real thing. It would be one thing if done in taste, but too many go for big and you can see the stress/stretch marks on the breast skin. In addition, many doctors still use the methodology of cutting off the nipple to gain access to the inside and then reattach. It looks bad.
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Old 11-10-2006, 12:00 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Someone's a half empty breast man...
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Nah, let's just say that I find a woman with a nice, rounded, scoopable ass better.

And above all that, a woman who can handle herself, both as a lady and an adult.
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:24 AM   #8 (permalink)
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So "whatnot" is a word in the Canadian language?
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:56 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2006, 12:00 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I know a woman who uses that type of feature in her photo manipulation software.

I consider it false advertising, like breast implants.
lol. I dunno about that but I've always considered padded bras false advertising.
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  1. A small showy article: bauble, bibelot, gewgaw, gimcrack, knickknack, novelty, toy, trifle, trinket. See thing.
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