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Old 11-09-2006, 06:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I've been thinking about the future...
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Pretty random...
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Old 11-09-2006, 07:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I hate that it's dark when I get off work these days!
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Old 11-09-2006, 07:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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If women can have milk come out of their breasts, then why can't men have beer coming out of theirs?
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You forgot to put "Random" in the title. You know how Fish gets - now there'll be two threads again.

I have gas. Must have been the chili.
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I needed this thread after my frustrating drive to work this morning.

Random driving tips for the day:

You do not need to jam on your brakes because the car in the next lane over is slowing down!

There is nothing interesting about the white van sitting on the shoulder with it's hazard lights on. KEEP DRIVING!!
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If women can have milk come out of their breasts, then why can't men have beer coming out of theirs?
Shoot...I want beer coming out of mine too!
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Got the DOMS. Feel like a Madonna lifter. (like a virgin)
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Dumped via txt. Ouch.
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Old 11-09-2006, 11:09 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I love my kiddos! We just took the Christmas pictures dressed in their jammies...I hope the picts turn out as cute the kids were!

Virtual PC for MAC is SSSSSSLLLLLLOOOOOOOWWWWWW. Guess I should get off here and give it all the RAM it needs.
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Old 11-09-2006, 11:21 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I guess we all have.....
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DAMMIT. Apparently there's another random thread.
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You forgot to put "Random" in the title. You know how Fish gets - now there'll be two threads again.

I have gas. Must have been the chili.
Yup. two threads.
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OK, my random thought is .... how the hell did I end up 46 today? Wasn't I just 21 yesterday?
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And I posted on the other ... silly ass.
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OK, my random thought is .... how the hell did I end up 46 today? Wasn't I just 21 yesterday?
I was 21 yesterday.

Wait... I'm 21 today!!!!
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Nastard!
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If I had beer coming out of mine, my husband would never leave the house! I mean come on, his two favorite things, breasts and beer, right there together!!??
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Nice one, Bob. :p

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