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Old 11-02-2006, 05:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2006, 06:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2006, 06:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2006, 06:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yesterday I ate 17 McDonald hamburger and 600 tomato soup you call catsup. But my stomach not like so today my anus hang loose like mouth of tired dog. - Borat
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Old 11-02-2006, 06:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yesterday I ate 17 McDonald hamburger and 600 tomato soup you call catsup. But my stomach not like so today my anus hang loose like mouth of tired dog. - Borat
Last night I go to Roxy's. 200 man and 1 woman. Guess who one woman go home with? Borat. I no remember night but this morning she was gone and my anus hang loose like mouth of tired dog.
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Old 11-02-2006, 07:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2006, 07:56 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I've had gonorrheia many times.

How did you get the gonorrheia?

From a makea...... sexy time. Ladies very much like Borat. High five.

I oncea gota Herpes from my sister.

So that means you had sexual relations with your sister?

Yesa, many times on the feast of shurig.

Have you had sexual relations with other members of your family?

No, I am not sick.
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Lost Dog and Ninja, I hear peoples you many times make mouth party with ladyboy for make liquid explosion from your khrum. Is common your country?

Then I must ask kindly French man for next summit not give drink so anus no take bong bong.
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Lost Dog and Ninja, I hear peoples you many times make mouth party with ladyboy for make liquid explosion from your khrum. Is common your country?

Then I must ask kindly French man for next summit not give drink so anus no take bong bong.
So cheerleader finish game and after player make liquid explosion on her chest?

No, that's not part of the game.

What? No sex explosion?
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T minus two hours and counting until I see......... BORAT!
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Men very much like Roland. High five!

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went to go see it... sold out

can't wait... the deleted scenes got me even more excited for it
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We went at 1. The theater was only half full, I was shocked.
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I went at 3:30. Half full, too. But, when I went out, they were lined up around the theatre, and waiting for three shows out.
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