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Old 10-04-2006, 09:00 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Mine is more likely to choke on a bag of pork rinds than a boa.
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Old 10-04-2006, 09:06 AM   #32 (permalink)
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I had a girl friend once that was trying to swallow the "python" and it burst in her. I don't think I got a pic of that one though.
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Old 10-04-2006, 10:53 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Wish mine would choke on something.
Me to, OG... me too.

On that note, I gotta go choke the chicken...
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Old 10-04-2006, 11:18 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Me to, OG... me too.

On that note, I gotta go choke the chicken...

Sooooo, you think about the ex and have to run off and choke it?

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Old 10-04-2006, 11:38 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Sooooo, you think about the ex and have to run off and choke it?

I think about the Ex and I want to run and choke her.
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Old 10-04-2006, 11:43 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Glad you found your snake, Steve. Or should I say "snakes"? :p
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Old 10-04-2006, 12:04 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Did you find him on a train (on cocaine):


Did you find him in a drain:



Did you find him in the school?



Did he bite you like a fool?



Did you hold it in your hand?



Did you find him with the band?
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Old 10-04-2006, 03:01 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Sooooo, you think about the ex and have to run off and choke it?

I sometimes grudge f*ck myself... :p
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