Off Topic This is the place to talk about things NOT related to fitness.
09-28-2006, 07:16 AM
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Now that was random!
Last year I was checking out at the dollar store and the cashier said this to me:
"The woopie cushion wasn't priced so I rang up the bag of marbles twice."
It is truely one of the best things ever said to me.
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09-28-2006, 07:20 AM
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LOL ODB
Why is there no end to laundry?
09-28-2006, 07:41 AM
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I'm glad the Twins lost last night.
09-28-2006, 07:46 AM
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I'm glad I posted to this thread before Shannon
Og.
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09-28-2006, 08:01 AM
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I had a pitcher of beer last night.
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09-28-2006, 08:03 AM
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Another day in the corporate bullshit world.
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09-28-2006, 08:06 AM
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Hooah!
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09-28-2006, 08:12 AM
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what he said.
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09-28-2006, 08:17 AM
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Quote:
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Hooah!
I really hate this phrase!
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09-28-2006, 08:19 AM
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8:22 and my new GM starts at 8:30. I wonder if our receptionist will show up for work on time for the first time in over a month.
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09-28-2006, 08:22 AM
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I really want a Donut....
09-28-2006, 08:31 AM
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I'm glad I posted to this thread before Shannon
Og.
Gah! I cannot believe this.
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09-28-2006, 08:46 AM
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Another day in the corporate bullshit world.
I hear you. We need to get out.
09-28-2006, 09:16 AM
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JP is gone - I am making brownies tonight - WOO HOO!
I get the tv to myself after the kids are in bed - Double WOO HOO!
The news won't be blaring while we do homeowrk - Triple WOO HOO!!!
09-28-2006, 09:21 AM
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Who dat? Who dere?
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Mmmmm... chocolate milk...
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09-28-2006, 09:23 AM
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1 bottle of water down..only 6-7 more to go and 1000 trips to the urinal.
09-28-2006, 09:27 AM
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1 bottle of water down..only 6-7 more to go and 1000 trips to the urinal.
Wasn't that an old camp song? "You drink some down you wander around, 999 more trips to go"
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09-28-2006, 09:31 AM
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I need a nap.
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09-28-2006, 09:43 AM
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I need a nap.
Naps are for wussies. You need coffee!
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09-28-2006, 10:03 AM
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Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
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09-28-2006, 10:13 AM
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Quote:
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Naps are for wussies. You need coffee!
I'm on 4 cups already. I think I need an IV.
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09-28-2006, 10:25 AM
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damn crabgrass. damn dandylions. damn other weeds. damn grass period! hmmmm....astroturf. ...
09-28-2006, 10:51 AM
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Yay I just got all new everything!
I now have an LCD monitor and a computer that is less than 5 years old for doing my work on. It's fast like lightening! And a girl mouse, now. No more cleaning the dust out of the damn thing!
I'm super enthused.
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09-28-2006, 10:57 AM
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Quote:
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I'm on 4 cups already. I think I need an IV.
I empathize entirely.
I am also a hypocrite, I nap all the time.
Usually not on purpose though, some things in life are just so damn boring!
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09-28-2006, 10:58 AM
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Gah! My new machine doesn't have speakers.
No music, no music!! I'm going to die. I may go buy some headphones at lunch.
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09-28-2006, 11:01 AM
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Biatches!!!
If I can make it to 12:15, and then a two hour drive home, it's NASCAR time!!!!!
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09-28-2006, 11:03 AM
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Tony will get owned this weekend.
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Those that can't do teach. Those that can't teach consult. Deserve aka Gabe
'8 replies before the gutter! Good job Clubhouse!!!!!' Ninjabookey
Rest and relaxation can be a powerful “nothing” to propel us to greater achievements. Mahler
Stop listening to your wiener. He may want to go for a swim, but you haven't checked if the waters are shark infested yet. Ninjabookey
Don't be a vagina. Gobbla
09-28-2006, 11:12 AM
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Tony will get owned this weekend.
You just want pictures of the drivers' girls.
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09-28-2006, 11:22 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ShannonB
I am also a hypocrite, I nap all the time.
Usually not on purpose though, some things in life are just so damn boring!
narcolepsy...comes to mind...
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09-28-2006, 11:24 AM
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Hahahaha... it's not narcolepsy, unless most other public-transit patrons and students have it too!
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