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Old 09-28-2006, 07:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Last year I was checking out at the dollar store and the cashier said this to me:

"The woopie cushion wasn't priced so I rang up the bag of marbles twice."

It is truely one of the best things ever said to me.
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Old 09-28-2006, 07:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2006, 07:46 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm glad I posted to this thread before Shannon

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I had a pitcher of beer last night.
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:06 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Hooah!
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:12 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Hooah!

I really hate this phrase!
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8:22 and my new GM starts at 8:30. I wonder if our receptionist will show up for work on time for the first time in over a month.
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I'm glad I posted to this thread before Shannon

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JP is gone - I am making brownies tonight - WOO HOO!

I get the tv to myself after the kids are in bed - Double WOO HOO!

The news won't be blaring while we do homeowrk - Triple WOO HOO!!!
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:21 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Mmmmm... chocolate milk...
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1 bottle of water down..only 6-7 more to go and 1000 trips to the urinal.
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1 bottle of water down..only 6-7 more to go and 1000 trips to the urinal.
Wasn't that an old camp song? "You drink some down you wander around, 999 more trips to go"
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I need a nap.
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Naps are for wussies. You need coffee!
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I'm on 4 cups already. I think I need an IV.
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damn crabgrass. damn dandylions. damn other weeds. damn grass period! hmmmm....astroturf....
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Yay I just got all new everything!

I now have an LCD monitor and a computer that is less than 5 years old for doing my work on. It's fast like lightening! And a girl mouse, now. No more cleaning the dust out of the damn thing!

I'm super enthused.
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I'm on 4 cups already. I think I need an IV.
I empathize entirely.

I am also a hypocrite, I nap all the time. Usually not on purpose though, some things in life are just so damn boring!
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Gah! My new machine doesn't have speakers.

No music, no music!! I'm going to die. I may go buy some headphones at lunch.
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Biatches!!!

If I can make it to 12:15, and then a two hour drive home, it's NASCAR time!!!!!
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Tony will get owned this weekend.
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You just want pictures of the drivers' girls.
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I am also a hypocrite, I nap all the time. Usually not on purpose though, some things in life are just so damn boring!
narcolepsy...comes to mind...
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Hahahaha... it's not narcolepsy, unless most other public-transit patrons and students have it too!
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