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Old 09-25-2006, 03:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2006, 03:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2006, 03:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2006, 03:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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You mean Pretty Intelligent Girls? :p
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Old 09-25-2006, 03:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2006, 03:44 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Oh that's just gross! Why would someone take a photo of that instead of jumping down there the second they saw that starting to happen? I agree with Erika... Someone wasn't watching him very closely!
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Old 09-25-2006, 03:57 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2006, 04:39 PM   #15 (permalink)
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eww ewwww ewww ewww!!!! chera that's GROSS!!!
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Old 09-25-2006, 04:55 PM   #16 (permalink)
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damnit boy, you gotta cook it first.

she's cuter than his last girlfriend

you should see what he did to the sheep

human snot, pig snot, it's all snot right?
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Old 09-25-2006, 05:14 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2006, 05:17 PM   #18 (permalink)
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What kind of a nipple is this?? I'm thirsty!
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Old 09-25-2006, 05:29 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2006, 05:40 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2006, 06:47 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 09-26-2006, 12:37 PM   #25 (permalink)
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are ya aching yum yum yum yum for some bacon yum yum yum yum

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Old 10-03-2006, 02:03 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I must be missing it Ninja. I do know that No. 19 Gordy plays for my Central Michigan Chippewas! Ooooh-wa Chips! Fire up!
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Check out the guy just to the left of the receiver.
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