I don't think I am going to go along the same vain as my 3000th where I did a lot of serious thank yous and what not. I will say thanks to all of you here at JPF, this is a great oasis from the real world-- a world that some say I don't participate in enough-- and to my homies in da' Clubhouse (represent!). They're a great way to vent about my problems. (Mostly girl execution problems, I'm good at that. And no, not "execution" in the killing sense. Get your damn minds out of the gutter)
Anyway, I'm going to go with some random one liners and thoughts that I have had over the years.....
Reno 911! is perhaps the best show in the history of television and "Get out of my pooper!!" the best line.
Hot weather = sweat, but I can sacrifice some swamp ass and back sweat for all of the short skirts on campus.
Along the theme of the motivator: If life is a highway, and I do in fact want to ride it all night long; are there any rest stops or exits? You gotta pee sometime.
I am still undefeated in table tennis on the xbox 360. Bring it bitches.
I won 45 straight games last semester on MVP 2005. Maybe I need a girlfriend.
The two things I am most passionate about are fitness and sports. If I was ever to lose one or both of them, I would not be a happy camper.
Now that I am 21, I don't feel any different than I did when I was 20. I'm still the stupid idiot that I was in Arkansas, except that I can drink legally now, and if I was you I would join with Red and start planning that trip to Tibet.
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I hate Columbia water. It makes me... well..... it halves my #2s.
Deadspin is the best sports site on the internet. ESPN is worthless.
I've had Danica for about 9 months now, and I am happy to report that she's a little worse for the wear, but she still stands up straight.
I hate Hollywood, but reading celebrity gossip is one of my guilty pleasures. It makes me feel good inside seeing multimillionaires look white trash.
I have never set foot inside of a Lowe's. It's complicated, and yes, it does involve NASCAR.
Dierks Bentley is the best country artist right now. I'm proud to say I saw him before he got huge.
And that's it for now, I know I have more brilliance, but right now I am going to have to get off at this rest stop. I can't hold it much longer.
OUT!
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It's not a beer belly. It's a gas tank for a sex machine.
5000 posts?!?!?! And you have girl 'problems' I'm shocked!
Congrats of the post whore milestone, Nick. Kick some ass during the fall semester. And get some confidence in dealing with the ladies. Sooner or later you'll meet one that will appreciate your 'goofiness'.
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'8 replies before the gutter! Good job Clubhouse!!!!!' Ninjabookey
Rest and relaxation can be a powerful “nothing” to propel us to greater achievements. Mahler
Stop listening to your wiener. He may want to go for a swim, but you haven't checked if the waters are shark infested yet. Ninjabookey
I have never set foot inside of a Lowe's. It's complicated, and yes, it does involve NASCAR.
I understand; I boycotted home depot for months after stewert spun out Kenseth.
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"Don't spend your life wishing. Spend it doing." -FishrCutB8
"You're a mutant, like a snake with two heads or a cat shy one nipple. Be thankful that your mutation is helpful." - LD
I've had Danica for about 9 months now, and I am happy to report that she's a little worse for the wear, but she still stands up straight.
Dude, if you'd said she was horizontal, I'd really have worried...
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I have never set foot inside of a Lowe's. It's complicated, and yes, it does involve NASCAR.
Haha! I don't go there either. But by the same token, I'm not trading in my Honda for a Dodge.
I'm sure the next 5000 will be just as amusing.
__________________ The trick is in what one emphasizes. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same. -- Carlos Castaneda
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Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. -- Sidney J. Harris
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"Rust on a nail builds tetanus. Rust on a barbell builds character, strength, and attitude." -EC
"Don't spend your life wishing. Spend it doing." -FishrCutB8
"You're a mutant, like a snake with two heads or a cat shy one nipple. Be thankful that your mutation is helpful." - LD
I think it's a wonderful tribute to this country that people are actually boycotting certain businesses based on race-car drivers.
It certainly is!!! The free market and advertising-soaked races: the eternal combination.
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