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Old 05-19-2006, 01:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Find "X"....
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Old 05-19-2006, 01:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahahahahaha

My last math professor would have given partial credit for that if he thought it was funny. He was a kickass guy.

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Old 05-19-2006, 01:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Now that's funny.
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Old 05-19-2006, 01:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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No marks, but internet "fame". It's a fair exchange.
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Old 05-19-2006, 01:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I hope the kid isn't planning on going into engineering.
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No. He's designing Internet sites and figuring out ways for guys named "Mahler" to keep their post counts...
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3-4-5 Triangle...I would have given him (or her) points for creativity and entertainment value alone. Hopefully he won't be designing bridges either.

Mahler's post count...couldn't find that x for a while earlier this year.
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Man, that picture got me depressed...

I don't remember That's what you get for not doing Math since high school.
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Old 05-19-2006, 02:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That's hilarious!
Last year, there was a student at my school that had a t-shirt that said:
"5/4ths of students are bad at fractions"
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Old 05-19-2006, 03:52 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I think that was my left tackle's test...I tutored him (thank god for football)
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For the geometrically challenged, it is called the Pythagorean Theorem.

a(squared) + b(squared) = c(squared) where a & b are the legs of a right triangle and c is the hypotenuse. Using the forumula you can find the length of a,b or c when the lengths of the other two are known. Since the 3,4,5 are whole numbers the combination is a classic teaching example.
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I gotta wonder if the student intended that as a joke. Still, it's funny as hell.
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For the geometrically challenged, it is called the Pythagorean Theorem.

a(squared) + b(squared) = c(squared) where a & b are the legs of a right triangle and c is the hypotenuse. Using the forumula you can find the length of a,b or c when the lengths of the other two are known. Since the 3,4,5 are whole numbers the combination is a classic teaching example.
Thats just the tip of the iceberg. The theorem is much more powerful in applied work.
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The Pythagorean theorem is for pussies. The Law of Cosines is the real meat and potatoes. (the pythagorean theorem is a special case of the law of cosines, where theta=90 degrees)

http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/lcos.html
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I have to wonder why the test creator wrote "find x" when it would have been more accurate to say, "calculate x." The test-taker actually did follow the directions.
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That's from yip.org, a *really* random site I just remembered from many years ago.
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