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Old 05-19-2006, 10:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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TIOGA-NICETOWN - May 17, 2006 - A Philadelphia man is recovering from an attack, allegedly at the hands of his wife. The assault on his private parts has become public knowledge. In an interview with Action News after his release from, the 52-year-old victim spoke of his terrifying ordeal.

The 52-year-old Tioga-Nicetown man, who we are identifying only by his first name of Howard, arrived home late Wednesday, hours after his wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands. Surgeons at Einstein successfully managed to repair the damage.
Howard/Tioga-Nicetown: "Doctors did a beautiful job in E.R. and the paramedics did a wonderful job, they only took 4 minutes to get here."
Howard says his 40-year-old wife Monica, who he says is bi-polar, somehow conceived the notion that he was cheating on her. So while he was asleep last night, she attacked him. Police outside the home in Tioga-Nicetown following the domestic incident early Tuesday morning.

Howard: "I mean she just grabbed me all down there and yanking and yanking and tearing me up with those fingernails."
Police and paramedics rushed to the man's row home in the 3800 block of Pulaski where they found him bleeding profusely. He was rushed to Einstein where doctors first labeled his condition critical. He was later upgraded to stable after having reattachment surgery and a few doses of morphine. Howard still cannot believe his wife of 11 years would allegedly do this him.
Howard: "I can see doing something like that to a rapist, or mugger but not a husband, not something like..."
Dann: "She thought that you were cheating on her?"
Howard: "I wasn't cheating on nobody, I'm home in bed at 8' 0 clock every night, I mean I'm not out there messing around."
Brian Lawson/neighbor: "I mean men cringing when they hear the story, I mean uh, I'm just cringing thinking about it."
Antoinette Fortune/Neighbor: "Who would wanna do something like that?"
Unidentified Neighbor: "That's kinda nasty. That's drastic isn't it? He's lucky to be alive."
Some neighbors say Howard's had problems with his wife before and has thrown her out only to let her back in. They worry what'll happen next.
Dann Cuellar: "Howard, you're not gonna let her back in here are you?"
Howard: "Oh no, no, no. She's in jail where she belongs."
At one point, Howard's wife Monica was facing attempted murder charges but now, the D.A.'s office has asked that a psychiatric evaluation be performed before any charges are filed.
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Old 05-19-2006, 10:59 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Holy crap, OUCH!!!!!!!!!!

makes my body twinge just reading about it...
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a few doses of morphine
I'm pretty sure I'd need all the morphine the hospital had!
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hours after his wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands.
Apparently he was a conservative.
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OUCH! Yes, definitely cringing ...

"Howard", eh? I hope your wife gets the help she needs, Howie! :p
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Like the rest of you, this made me cringe.


I think K-Court may be on to something. I hope you have a fully functional recovery, "Howard".
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Man I bet if he could deadlift 375 that never woulda happened!
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Gives new meaning to the term 'psycho hose beast'
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Holy cow - why didn't he use his muscle and kill her before she got that far? Surely she didn't rip it off in a matter of seconds. Surely his arms could reach to strangle her. He is obviously an idiot.
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Lube! damn it!! use the lube next time Howie!
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Holy cow - why didn't he use his muscle and kill her before she got that far? Surely she didn't rip it off in a matter of seconds. Surely his arms could reach to strangle her. He is obviously an idiot.
Maybe it's an example of Darwinism at play, Erika.
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Holy cow - why didn't he use his muscle and kill her before she got that far? Surely she didn't rip it off in a matter of seconds. Surely his arms could reach to strangle her. He is obviously an idiot.
Of course. It's the guy's fault for not strangling her.
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Well we now know there is at least one person in Nicetown who isn't so damned nice, don't we?

Just another reason to workout hard and stay strong, guys. You may need that strength some day.
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i'm usually against capitol punishment, but we need to bring the guillotine back for her.
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