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Old 03-27-2006, 11:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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the Shark man turns 23. So for entertaining me with your stories, opinions, and rants, I wish you an early

HAPPY 23rd BIRTHDAY CHRIS!.



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Old 03-28-2006, 08:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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He's still a puppy.... Happy Birthday since I'll be out for the next couple of days.
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Old 03-28-2006, 08:42 AM   #3 (permalink)
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That makes him .4 of a Mahler. LOL

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Old 03-28-2006, 09:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Happy early B-day Sharky!!!!

Muwaahhhh!
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Old 03-28-2006, 09:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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23????? I've got boots that old.
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Old 03-28-2006, 10:01 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday Shark

does this mean we have to send flowers????
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Happy BD, Chris -- treat yourself to something real nice.

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Old 03-28-2006, 10:13 AM   #8 (permalink)
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23????? I've got boots that old.
And, boxers. . . . .


Seriously, bro, Happy B-day!
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Old 03-28-2006, 10:16 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday Shark.. hope you have a great one with your new gf!!
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Old 03-28-2006, 10:41 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Happy B-day Shark, and thanks for the advice.
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If I wish you happy birthday now, do I still have to wish you happy birthday again on your real birthday?

Happy Birthday, Chris.

Remember, some of us old farts are living vicariously through you and Nick, so be sure to keep your end up.
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Old 03-29-2006, 02:13 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday, Chris.

Remember, some of us old farts are living vicariously through you and Nick, so be sure to keep your end up.
You really have to keep your end up, I'm slacking off.
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You said it Nick.

Cardboard cutouts, jeez louise!!!!!
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You said it Nick.

Cardboard cutouts, jeez louise!!!!!

Oh man!!! The way Nick talks about that Danica cardboard cutout, it's gotta be getting a little "crusty" by now. . . . .
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Why the hell some idiot would give Nick a life-sized cardboard Danica cutout..... kinda like giving a coke addict a bag of confectioners sugar. :p :p
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Old 03-29-2006, 03:16 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Her people gave it to him as a decoy. While the restraining order was being processed...
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I need to get a picture of us together.

No, not that way you perverts.
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No, not that way you perverts.
Who you callin' "pervert", boy? You thought of it first!!!! ROFLMAO!
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Too late, LD, too late.

Kinda late getting in the party....Happy Birthday young man.
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Don't worry Michael. It's not till the 31st. I am waiting for the big day myself to harass the young fella.
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Us = Me and my cardboard cutout.

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Ugh, I actually said that.
Ugh. We actually all pictured it in our minds...

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Old 03-29-2006, 11:19 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Chris, is it thre days yet? I think so, so Happy Birthday!!

23 years old and still a virgin, good on you !

All the best

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What 23 and still a virgin? Time to pay for it man!

Happy birthday! Hope you have a great day, but don't drink to much! Oh HELL, it's your birthday get MESSED UP!!!

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Anyone notice that Chris has been noticeably absent from the forums all week? Hmmmmmmm???? A week long bender???? Spring break perhaps??? oh boy
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Happy birthday Chris. Hope you have a good one today.
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Happy Birthday, Chris. Enjoy the day, toss down a couple, and have some fun.
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