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Old 02-17-2006, 07:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I just saw this on the smoking gun. WOW! I;d LOVE to see a guy try this with his wife/fiance.
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Old 02-17-2006, 07:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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OMG what the hell is this guy thinking.. serioulsy sick puppy.. and i thought my ex was a total ass... atleast he never presented me with something like that!!! I hope they lock him away for a good long time!!
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Old 02-17-2006, 07:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Seriously what the hell was she thinking carrying on getting married?I would have laughed and run a mile the guy has a swerious screw loose.

Does he use a set square on the hair issue??? I have always wondered what they were actualy for as the only time I have ever used them wa sin geometry at school and never since!
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Old 02-17-2006, 07:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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what a sick fuck
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Old 02-17-2006, 07:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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you know whats scarey is there are lots of them out there.. and sometimes they pull this shit after the fact as in after your married or living together and have moved away form family and friends. Its sick and it happens more often than you think..
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Old 02-17-2006, 07:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hmmm yeh I can see that, I think I had a verbal contract pretty similar! LMAO
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Old 02-17-2006, 07:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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yeah i was disgusted. did you guys read the whole "contract"?
 
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Old 02-17-2006, 07:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
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LMAO BFG I was thinking the samw thing!! on my defence I was only 16 when I hooked up with my ex and he was scarey..so don't judge too harshly..
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Old 02-17-2006, 07:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I try to imagine this morom writing the contract in front of a his computer and I'm thinking "Does he honestly thinks that his wife will not dump his sorry ass?". It also says that he is involved with child porn. I wonder what they will require from him in his cell. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 02-17-2006, 08:00 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I gotta add that if he is as self disciplined like he requested from his wife, he will make another inmate very happy.
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Old 02-17-2006, 08:04 PM   #11 (permalink)
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LMAO one can only hope!!! karma yes!!
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Old 02-17-2006, 08:05 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Prisoners don't take kindly to child abuse either. Even the wacko murders draw the line at fucking with kids.
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Old 02-17-2006, 09:21 PM   #13 (permalink)
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With any luck he'll learn the meaning of "payback's a bitch" wherein he is the bitch.
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Old 02-17-2006, 09:32 PM   #14 (permalink)
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How do you sit down and write that with a straight face? He should try an insanity defence. It's plausible.
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Old 02-17-2006, 09:34 PM   #15 (permalink)
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This is so sick.. but I'm thinking of all the people who demande things even 1/2 or 1/4 as bad.. and in more subtle ways and make life hell for thier spouses.. I sure hope they get out of such relationships.
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Old 02-17-2006, 10:57 PM   #16 (permalink)
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What goes around... comes around. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
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The amazing thing is that she married the guy. He's not the only one with a screw loose.
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Old 02-18-2006, 08:37 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Crazy people like that just seem to find each other. That contract is SICK!
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Old 02-18-2006, 08:52 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I think the main problem of that contract is the title.. the last sentence in the "Misbehavior and Non compliant" section says it all:

"This will continue every night until you are ready to be compliance, at which time you will need to apologize and explain how you are ready to be my sex slave again."

The title should be "Contract of Sex Slavery Expectations"

Definately NOT MY BAG! but calling it "Wifely Expectations" makes it even weirder!
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Old 02-18-2006, 09:36 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Wow, I read the contract and I must say, this is one sick, sick boy. This contract sounds like something you would see in a porno.

Imagine the contract his children would have to eventually commit to as they grow up.
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Old 02-18-2006, 10:58 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Maybe I'm just weird, but I'd like to see what the wife looks like. I don't know why but I would.
 
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Old 02-18-2006, 11:40 AM   #22 (permalink)
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He's one sick puppy, but why would any self-respecting woman even continue a marriage after being handed this type of contract????
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Old 02-18-2006, 03:49 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I don't know, number 2 doesn't seem that bad. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Old 02-18-2006, 03:53 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Maybe she was trying to get away from him.. the article says :

"And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child pornography rap). "
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Old 02-18-2006, 05:18 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Well, MK, what the article never does say is how long she stayed with him AFTER he presented her with the contract. However, it does specifically say that she "never signed it and later provided it to police" which does imply some time had passed. Then again, the document was dated 9/5/05 and this story did make news on 2/17/06. Apparently, some time has passed. It would be interesting to see a timeline, though.
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Maybe.. but if we knew that timeline.. could we judge her? (I'm not saying that someone wants to judge her.. just that a timeline isn't always helpful ) With a husband like that.. she may well have been under his control in alot of ways.

"any self-respecting woman" he may have taken her self-respect away slowly.. destroying it. If at all she got out of it, and doesn't want to go back.. EXCELLENT.. the present and the futur are what is most important.
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Old 02-18-2006, 06:13 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Fear is a powerful tool, as is beating someone down emtionally.. Don't be so quick to judge her. You have never been there.. You have never been afraid of what would happen to you if you didn't go along with the person you lived with. Sometimes escape is much harder than you think!! So think about that first..
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Old 02-18-2006, 06:16 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Marykaa we posted at the same time.. thank you atleast someone else is thinking along the same lines.. Its a hard position to try to put yourself in so plz don't judge her. You have no idea what she has been thru.
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Old 02-18-2006, 10:08 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I second Shark's original comment.
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Old 02-19-2006, 06:18 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Wait, so is it the wording that you guys don't like, or the choice of font? Personally, I think Franklin Gothic Book font is more professional. Huh.

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