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Old 02-17-2006, 04:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Guts or Balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

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Old 02-17-2006, 05:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-17-2006, 05:56 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hahaha, cute.
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HAHAHAHA thats funny. But the guy with balls better have some mighty fast legs too!!!
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Old 02-17-2006, 10:52 AM   #5 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHA thats funny. But the guy with balls better have some mighty fast legs too!!!

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Really... If I said that to Erika, I'd be wearing my balls on my chin!
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Old 02-17-2006, 12:15 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Oh I think you need to run fast in both cases. Of course in the first case she has a broom.....
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Old 02-17-2006, 11:01 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 02-17-2006, 11:35 PM   #8 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHA thats funny. But the guy with balls better have some mighty fast legs too!!!

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Really... If I said that to Erika, I'd be wearing my balls on my chin!

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Old 02-18-2006, 12:56 AM   #9 (permalink)
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If i got home and my girlfriend was holding a broom i would probably die from shock that she actually knew what a broom was.
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(shes going to kill me for saying that)
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Old 02-18-2006, 08:22 AM   #10 (permalink)
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LOL Great one! and translates well to french.. I'll pass it around for sure! thanks LOL
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