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Old 01-22-2006, 07:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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strip down

allow the massuese to work the glute area

Just curious you know. I had one yesterday, stripped down, and let her do her job. Had several, all have been basically the same. But - when I told the wife how she worked some of the kinks out of my tookus (I had hit a PR on the squats this week - 185, 3x5 and the cheeks were sore)she got all uppity saying that never happened to her. I let it go, but she brought it up to her friends while we were out last night - I never got groped more in my entire life.

I feel dirty [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] (but it was cool!)
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Old 01-22-2006, 07:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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did I mention Life is Good...
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Old 01-22-2006, 08:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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It's happened to me. Well all but the detailed explanation of things to my wife. I won't lie to my saint of a wife but I do approach the subjest tactfully. The trick is to make it sound way worse than it is.
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Old 01-22-2006, 11:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I dont, they just pull my jocks down (or up) enough to work the area. Of course lately most massages have been from my girlfriend so its all good anyway [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img].
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Default Re: When getting a massage, how many of you

I always strip down, unless someone is about to do some AIS on me, in which case I keep underwear on. I never think anything of it. I don't think my wife has any issues with it either.
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Old 01-23-2006, 10:17 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Hmmm, it would sure be nice to get all freaky on him, right here. Scare everyone into thinking he was in the dog house.

Nah, I don't have issues with it. Of course, if he got a happy ending... that would be two less jobs for me!
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Old 01-23-2006, 10:20 AM   #7 (permalink)
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two less? JP, do you have some physical anomally you're not sharing with us?
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lol Erika, I needed that
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Old 01-23-2006, 10:54 AM   #9 (permalink)
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She means not having to massage me AND "do" me. I'm always bugging her to rub my neck and shoulders.
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Thats it I'm getting out the yellow pages right now... I wonder if anyone would notice that one always went in after a lower body day, hmmm can you request what sex you want??? ermm ok let me rephrase that to gender..??? lol
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What kind of massage doesn't have a happy ending?
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Old 01-23-2006, 02:45 PM   #12 (permalink)
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there's some seriously dirty minds in here...



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Old 01-23-2006, 02:59 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Alex... i LOVE your avatar!
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