Michael Jackson Joke

Justin Jones · 01-16-2004, 05:36 PM

This is a funny e-mail I received the other day!!
**Make Sure you scroll all the way down to the bottom!

Hi Tech Radio!!

I got a new car radio yesterday and it is terrific.

If I say "Rock" it plays rock and roll.

If I say "Rap" it plays rap.

If I say "Love" it plays love songs.

Three kids ran out in front of the car

and I said "F** king kids!"

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And it played Michael Jackson.

Jean-Paul · 04-26-2004, 02:36 PM

What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
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You're in my sun!!!

mitsuman47 · 04-26-2004, 06:11 PM

What time is bed-time at Michael Jackson's house?
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When the big hand touches the little hand.

ODB · 04-26-2004, 06:18 PM

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
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They both have boys pants half off

FlyinM · 04-28-2004, 06:58 PM

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

Because there is twenty of them.

Jean-Paul · 04-28-2004, 07:13 PM

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Originally posted by mitsuman47:
What time is bed-time at Michael Jackson's house?
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When the big hand touches the little hand.

Hey, I told you that one!

Oh well, I couldn't remember it when it mattered.

mitsuman47 · 04-28-2004, 11:20 PM

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Hey, I told you that one!

You're not the only one, Geezer.

BTW, I'm poor again. My transmission went out on me today. 9 Benji's for that one(I'd fix it, but I don't know much about a trans).

Seems like every time I start to get some money saved up, something happens.

Jean-Paul · 04-28-2004, 11:27 PM

[quote]Originally posted by mitsuman47:

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BTW, I'm poor again. My transmission went out on me today. 9 Benji's for that one(I'd fix it, but I don't know much about a trans). Seems like every time I start to get some money saved up, something happens.

You're preachin' to the choir, brother! I can feel your pain!

Kaiser · 04-28-2004, 11:57 PM

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Originally posted by Jean-Paul:
I can feel your pain!

[Jean-Paul Clinton bites his lower lip and has a momentary look of concern.]

Jean-Paul · 04-29-2004, 12:28 AM

Heeey... No raggin' on my boy Bill! I sure miss those expressions as compared to the look of complete stupidy on current "leader"!

FishrCutB8 · 04-29-2004, 10:01 AM

Jean-Paul · 04-29-2004, 10:23 AM

That series of photos certainly has become popular.

Kaiser · 04-29-2004, 02:15 PM

A lot of you know how I feel about GW now (betrayed would be a good word), but I dislike those pics. While he may not be the brightest or most articulate POTUS, I still think we owe him a little respect. You could do the same with any oft-photographed person....

(Now if you want to do something similar comparing pictures of Cheney and the Devil, that would be wholly appropriate as it would point out that they are, indeed, the same entity.

) J/K!

Kaiser · 04-29-2004, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by Jean-Paul:
Heeey... No raggin' on my boy Bill! I sure miss those expressions as compared to the look of complete stupidy on current "leader"!

In retrospect, Billy Boy ran the country well while getting serviced. He was talented at multi-tasking, something every Prez should be able to do.

FishrCutB8 · 04-29-2004, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by Kaiser:
(Now if you want to do something similar comparing pictures of Cheney and the Devil, that would be wholly appropriate as it would point out that they are, indeed, the same entity. ) J/K!

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