O/T question for Alwyn

[Jean-Paul]

So Alwyn, you have a really heavy scottish brogue? Like the "rough and rugged soccer players" a la Saturday Night Live (a Mike Meyers character)?

Just curious... I just read in your book about how you are from Scotland and my mental image of what you sound like when you talk totally changed when I read that.

[Bill Hartman]

Alwyn sounds like a "surfer-dude" from SoCal!

Bill

P.S. Okay, in reality he sounds like he'd kick Mike Myers' and James Bond's ass (the Sean Connery version) armed only with a couple of beers and his sharp wit. BTW, Alwyn has some great audio interviews on sportspecific.com that I highly recommend.

[Kaiser]

If you want to piss him off JP, refer to him as 'Irish'.

Of course, he'll kill you with his bare hands.

[mitsuman47]

Of course, he'll kill you with his bare hands.

I can take him.

[Bond007]

Ryan, I've got a feeling that Alwyn will split you like a rotten twig! You skinny bastard!!

[Jean-Paul]

Bumping for Alwyn. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Alwyn]

I sound more like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers!
"Git in ma belly" !!! Or the skinny heroin addcits from trainspotting (I guess it depends on my diet [img]smile.gif[/img]

Yep I have a fairly thick accent, however my Dad (who still lives at home) is convinced I sound American.

I could F**k Sean Connery up though [img]smile.gif[/img]
But to be fair while I was concentrating on kicking his arse (that's the same as ass for you Americans), he'd be fighting me with one hand and having sex with some girl at the same time.

Sean's a legend.

AC

[Alwyn]

Originally posted by Kaiser:
If you want to piss him off JP, refer to him as 'Irish'.

Of course, he'll kill you with his bare hands.

Nah. The Irish and the Scots get on well. Call me English though, and I'll hunt you down, and watch you bleed to death lying in your own piss, after I've fed you your own balls.



AC

[Alwyn]

Originally posted by mitsuman47:

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Of course, he'll kill you with his bare hands.

I can take him.
[/quote]No you can't.
Now sit down and stop being silly.

[img]smile.gif[/img]

AC

[Jean-Paul]

Originally posted by Alwyn:
Nah. The Irish and the Scots get on well. Call me English though, and I'll hunt you down, and watch you bleed to death lying in your own piss, after I've fed you your own balls.



AC

Uuuh... Heh... Remind me not to piss you off.... Did you hear that? I think my wife was calling for me... Gotta run.

[Jean-Paul]

Originally posted by Alwyn:
I sound more like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers!
"Git in ma belly" !!!

ROTFLMAO!!! Rarely have I laughed so loud and hard just sitting here reading posts. That was TOO funny!

[gregl515]

Alwyn,
I purchase Macrocycle, but it'll be hard to really bear down with that silly voice in my head!

"Push ya Nancy bastard!"

[Alwyn]

Originally posted by gregl515:
Alwyn,
I purchase Macrocycle, but it'll be hard to really bear down with that silly voice in my head!

"Push ya Nancy bastard!"

WTF??? Silly voice ?? From the land of 'dude' 'wasssup' 'yo Gee' 'homey' 'gangsta' and lite beer ?

Jeez. If it's not Scottish it's crap! That's what I say !

http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis...ttish_crap.mp3

AC

[Kaiser]

Originally posted by Alwyn:
]Nah. The Irish and the Scots get on well. Call me English though, and I'll hunt you down, and watch you bleed to death lying in your own piss, after I've fed you your own balls.



AC

Isn't that the exact recipe for haggis?

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