Originally posted by ODB: That Rocks! ODBSGIRL, we're redoing the bathroom again!
Okay, you can do it. But you have to finish the re-do in progress first. Do I get a man on the floor if you get a girl on the wall?
All I can say is eeeww.
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I like the one with the tape measure. Too funny. And you're right, JP, that does look like TG! And ODBsgirl, the guy's face would have to be painted on the inside of the toilet bowl! (you're right ... ewwwww!)
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but papa, don't you know the rules? you either look straight ahead, look up, or look down. you CANNOT under any circumstances look to your left or right..... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Originally posted by wingsfan: but papa, don't you know the rules? you either look straight ahead, look up, or look down. you CANNOT under any circumstances look to your left or right..... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
And be careful how you shake it.
When the moth balled our old arena they raffled of urinal trough by the section. Nothing better than a gang pee to get the puck to the other end.
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quote:Originally posted by wingsfan: but papa, don't you know the rules? you either look straight ahead, look up, or look down. you CANNOT under any circumstances look to your left or right..... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
And be careful how you shake it.
When the moth balled our old arena they raffled of urinal trough by the section. Nothing better than a gang pee to get the puck to the other end. [/quote]And if you shake it more than twice your just playing with it...
I don't mind being in the open, I like to intimidate the competition. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Originally posted by ODB:
QUOTE]And if you shake it more than twice your just playing with it...
I don't mind being in the open, I like to intimidate the competition. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QB]
I believe the full breakdown goes like this, by number of post-urination jiggles, as taught to me by my dad:
0 -- Just plain nasty. Do you want stains on your pants?
1 -- A little lazy, but better than nothing.
2 -- Purposed and thorough. Where efficiency meets hygiene.
3 -- You had it at two. Need to learn the law of diminishing returns.
4 -- Do you realize you're not alone, and that this is a public bathroom?
5 -- Get away from me. Now.
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Oh, c'mon, guys. Unless you're at a gay bar, I seriously doubt anyone is checking out yer willy. Leave the stalls for the guys who really need 'em. Get over it. Gheesh!
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Originally posted by shark: in regards to the shaking thing... am i the only one who finds two shakes insufficient? I just find shaking to be ineffective, generally speaking
So you must be that guy in the stall shaking it more than twice.
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quote:Originally posted by shark: in regards to the shaking thing... am i the only one who finds two shakes insufficient? I just find shaking to be ineffective, generally speaking
So you must be that guy in the stall shaking it more than twice. [/quote]Yeah, Chris, if it's more than 5, definitely use the stall, man!
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"UNLESS someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." - Dr. Seuss
"Life is no brief candle to me. It is sort of a splendid torch which I have got hold of for a moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations." - George Bernard Shaw
quote:Originally posted by wingsfan: but papa, don't you know the rules? you either look straight ahead, look up, or look down. you CANNOT under any circumstances look to your left or right..... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
And be careful how you shake it.
When the moth balled our old arena they raffled of urinal trough by the section. Nothing better than a gang pee to get the puck to the other end. [/quote]And if you shake it more than twice your just playing with it...
I don't mind being in the open, I like to intimidate the competition. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/quote]kinda a clean freak when it comes to my boy, so i usually just "dab" it with a piece of TP.
oh and by competition, you meant the little 6 year old kid waiting in the bathroom while his dad drops it like its hot in the stall, right?
ps you better be careful, the kid might give you a run for your money
quote:Originally posted by wingsfan: but papa, don't you know the rules? you either look straight ahead, look up, or look down. you CANNOT under any circumstances look to your left or right..... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
And be careful how you shake it.
When the moth balled our old arena they raffled of urinal trough by the section. Nothing better than a gang pee to get the puck to the other end. [/quote]And if you shake it more than twice your just playing with it...
I don't mind being in the open, I like to intimidate the competition. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/quote]kinda a clean freak when it comes to my boy, so i usually just "dab" it with a piece of TP.
oh and by competition, you meant the little 6 year old kid waiting in the bathroom while his dad drops it like its hot in the stall, right?
ps you better be careful, the kid might give you a run for your money
lol [/quote]6 year old? What are you talking about? You weren't there! Besides, you would have been hiding yours in a stall.
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