Living Will
I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of the illustrious,
ethically challenged, politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a cold beer,
it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached,
I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
Under no circumstances shall the hypocritical members of the Legislature (State or Federal)
enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery.
It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay
attention instead to the health, education and future of the millions of
Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.
Under no circumstances shall any politician(s) butt into this case.
If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a political cause,
I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his or her existence a living hell.
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Signature_____________________ ______
DATE__________________________ _____
Witness-------------------------------------------------
DATE__________________________ ____
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