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Old 04-10-2005, 12:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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From a Netscape piece: http://channels.netscape.com/ns/cele...e=0504&slot=10


My favorites (these are mine [img]tongue.gif[/img] ; seek out your own favs from the list):

You gotta love women who know about nutrition and perparing it yourself - and kicking ass [img]smile.gif[/img] :
-Jennifer Garner: "In addition to her daily workouts, Jennifer is a strict believer in a nutrition plan that recommends eating every three hours. The meals, which Jennifer usually makes herself, include small servings of proteins and high-quality carbs. When Jennifer first got the "Alias" role, she was already in pretty good shape, but she signed up for martial arts lessons in order to get even buffer and to learn all the right moves."

You gotta love women who like to do outdoorsy stuff- and look great. [img]smile.gif[/img]
-Evangeline Lilly: "In real life, the Canadian actress keeps fit by ice skating, canoeing, kayaking, rock climbing and snowboarding. Because the TV series shoots in Hawaii, she can't practice all those sports on a daily basis anymore. Instead, she surfs and swims.
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I'd obviously take Jennifer, but to make mine different, I'll take Teri Hatcher. Granted, Jessica Simpson may be a little closer in age to me, but after watching "Newlyweds" I can't see her being considered "buff."
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Old 04-10-2005, 12:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I know I'm keeping this catwoman comment somewhere safe for use over at Men's Health....

"In addition to a strenuous workout routine for "Catwoman," Halle also drank many protein shakes to keep her muscles defined. The one nasty side effect? The actress admitted the shakes gave her some serious gas! (That's a little too much information.)"

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Old 04-10-2005, 05:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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"In addition to a strenuous workout routine for "Catwoman," Halle also drank many protein shakes to keep her muscles defined.
haha... riiiiiggghhhttt. Cus we all know that the secret to muscle definition is protein shakes!

I take sheryl crow
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I take Evangeline Lilly, Stacy Ferguson, Sheryl Crow and Jennifer Garner. I can't decide between them, they're all equally incredibly good-looking.
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Angelina jolie & Halle berry & jessica simpson for me
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I don't like any of them. But if I have to choose I'll take JS.
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Angelina jolie & Halle berry & jessica simpson for me
All at the same time !!???
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You don't like any of them? How can any guy not like any of those women? Wait, I'm assuming you're a guy.. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Well first off, most of them are in their 30's, with the exception of Jessica Simpson. I'm 20, so they're practically old enough to be my mom which is kind of gross. Plus they are all really skinny. Now I don't like fat chicks like the BritishBulldog, but skin and bones isn't my favorite. Granted, given the opportunity I would lay the pipe with all of them except Angelina Jolie, she's just a skank.
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AJ has that exotic sexiness about her. She probably weighs the most of them all too.
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Evangeline Lilly-25
Stacy Ferguson-30
Gwen Stefani-35
Halle Berry-38
Angelina Jolie-29
Teri Hatcher-40
Sheryl Crow-42
Jennifer Garner-33
Jessica Simpson-24
Hilary Swank-30
(Ages According to imdb.com)

Ok, I do like Jessica Simpson, but she is married. Definetely bad PR in my opinion.
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"I need more sex, okay? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world."
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For some reason that just doesn't get me going.
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Angelina jolie & Halle berry & jessica simpson for me
All at the same time !!??? [/quote]of course man

but id be satisfied with only one
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Sheryl Crow is older than I thought.. Does that qualify her to be a milf? Can I say that on here?
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Well first off, most of them are in their 30's, with the exception of Jessica Simpson. I'm 20, so they're practically old enough to be my mom which is kind of gross. Plus they are all really skinny. Now I don't like fat chicks like the BritishBulldog, but skin and bones isn't my favorite. Granted, given the opportunity I would lay the pipe with all of them except Angelina Jolie, she's just a skank.
LOL. I'm almost 45. Just about any one of them, and I'd lay pipe until I hit the Texas oil fields.

*sigh* but of course, I'm married, so that is purely a hypothetical situation circumstance stimulation, er, SIMulation, imagination kinda thing.
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Well first off, most of them are in their 30's, with the exception of Jessica Simpson. I'm 20, so they're practically old enough to be my mom which is kind of gross. Plus they are all really skinny. Now I don't like fat chicks like the BritishBulldog, but skin and bones isn't my favorite. Granted, given the opportunity I would lay the pipe with all of them except Angelina Jolie, she's just a skank.
LOL. I'm almost 45. Just about any one of them, and I'd lay pipe until I hit the Texas oil fields.

*sigh* but of course, I'm married, so that is purely a hypothetical situation circumstance stimulation, er, SIMulation, imagination kinda thing.
[/quote]I'm in the same boat as you, Chris.

I did add a few of them to my *free* list.
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Don't they have to have kids to be one?
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I would say....

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Wait wait, what about Shania Twain? Why isn't she on that list?
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Come on! Where's Diane Lane?

I'm 20, and I'd hit every single one of them on my list. Twice my age? That's not an issue until I'm 30.
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Shania Twain? Questionable for buffness. Diane Lane? Most definitely not. This is BUFF women, not OLDER women.

I will say, not that I care for her, that Madonna is conspicuously absent from that list. She works out like a fiend now and is totally ripped.
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That's because nobody likes Madonna anymore. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Was lucky enough to have seats right at the stage for a Shania concert. I'd say she was in pretty good shape. She has no problem showing off the midriff. I was hoping that she'd fall and I could catch her.
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