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Old 04-08-2005, 05:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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hey guys!i recently got a girlfriend and i have been having alot more sex recently like 3 or 4 times a day,i have noticed dramatic muscle growth,although i have been doing ian kings super strength aswell,however i feel that the sex has aided me in my growth especailly on the hips,i have lost the fat around that area and my abs are showing more,but i am gaining weight which is great!sex is good and my body is getting better,what more could i ask for hahhaa!what about you guys?has sex changed your body in anyway?
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3 or 4 times a day?!?! You lucky bas@#$%! WTF! To answer your question, I do recall a few times I had some doms around the abs and glute area after some "marathon" sessions. 3 or 4 times a day!! Damn!
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Old 04-08-2005, 07:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Life is wonderful at 13. (But come to think of it, it ain't half bad many years later.)
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Old 04-08-2005, 07:22 PM   #5 (permalink)
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13? He's 21... At least I hope his birthday is right, because 13 would be a little young for what he's talking about.
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Old 04-08-2005, 07:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Do we apply the rule of threes to this?
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Old 04-08-2005, 07:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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What are you guys talking about?
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Old 04-08-2005, 08:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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ahh... the "new" sex. Give it a few months... it'll slow down over time. Enjoy it while it lasts!
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Old 04-08-2005, 08:46 PM   #9 (permalink)
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wait till semi-annual marriage sex.
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Old 04-08-2005, 08:52 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I think the rule of 3 would have to apply here OldGuy!
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Old 04-08-2005, 09:40 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 04-08-2005, 10:47 PM   #12 (permalink)
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What's the rule of 3? And why do you guys keep saying things that I've never heard before in my life? I think we need a page devoted to common sayings and their meanings. Really, because I'm lost.
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Old 04-09-2005, 02:27 AM   #13 (permalink)
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matthew: i'm a little lost on the rule of 3 myself (though i have a vague idea. have you seen american pie 2?)... what else is confusing you?
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wait till semi-annual marriage sex.
OUCH! I am that man.
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Sharky's got it.

mAtThEw, you just need to get ot more. Or get off this forum occasionally
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Ya I've seen American Pie 2, I don't remember that though. Oh well.
OldGuy - I do get out, it's just been the last few days that I've been in here a lot. Other than that I have a very exciting life. It's very exciting.
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The Rule of Three: the number of guys a chick's slept with is the number she gives you times 3. The number of chicks a dude's slept with is the number he gives you divided by 3.

In this situation, we can infer that BB's only hitting it once or twice a day
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BB - enjoy it while you can. as the old saying goes, "put a penny in a jar every time you have pre-marital sex, take five cents out every time you have sex after marriage. you'll never empty the jar".
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Rule of 3's... That's pretty funny!
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I knew a nymphomaniac once.. trust me it gets boring and it does hurt after a while [img]smile.gif[/img]
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I knew a nymphomaniac once.. trust me it gets boring and it does hurt after a while [img]smile.gif[/img]
Did you know that your dick could tear? I didn't. Makes sense in theory...hurts like hell in practice.
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PENIS could tear? HOW THE HELL IS SHE NOT Going to TEAR!.... 3-4 times a day . Come on now fellas most women are like that you just have to find the right time or have enough time
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Quote:
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I knew a nymphomaniac once.. trust me it gets boring and it does hurt after a while [img]smile.gif[/img]
one word: BULLSHIT!

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Boring? That's not possible, at least not if you're good at it. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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^~~~ seriously! haha....

You people must not be creative or something [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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haha you guys are so funny!but yeah 3 or 4 times a day,sorry that you guys couldnt manage it!they are good quality ones too so no worrys there,the penis could tear??well i will worry about that when it happens hahaha but i doubt it.chera is right all women are like that you just have to be good at it,push the right buttons and away you go!i would consder my girlfriend fat but she does shes a size 12 but 5ft6 inchs,so no km i am not with a fat chick and i dont like you calling her that either!speak to you later guys
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(wouldnt consider my girlfriend fat) spelling mistake!
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Freudian Slip. You said it bro.
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Quote:
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...or is she wearing a tent?
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Careful there honey...you have a wife that reads this forum and you better not be suggesting that she needs a tent at a size 12 and 5 foot 6. Just so you can get a woman's perspective, my bet is if your GF ever finds out about this forum, you'll be doing your fist 3 or 4 times a day instead. Be a nice guy and respect your woman, especially one that's willing to lie down for you ( bend over whatever ) more than once a day [img]smile.gif[/img] Lucky boy
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