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Old 12-01-2005, 09:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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If big breasted women work at HOOTERS



Then where do one legged women work?

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I H O P!

HA ha ha ha ha ha!
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Doh! Funny!
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Groan.

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Old 12-01-2005, 11:47 AM   #4 (permalink)
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So THAT'S why the service is so slow there. Sheesh, haven't they ever heard of prosthetic limbs?
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Old 12-01-2005, 11:54 AM   #5 (permalink)
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bother. . . . .


(Notice, that didn't even deserve an "oh". . . )
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Old 12-01-2005, 12:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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That reminds me of all those old jokes ...

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hanging on a wall? .... ART.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting in a hole in the ground? .... PHIL

What do you call a one-legged woman standing up against a wall? ..... ILENE.

etc. etc.
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Old 12-01-2005, 12:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by K-Court:
That reminds me of all those old jokes ...

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hanging on a wall? .... ART.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting in a hole in the ground? .... PHIL

What do you call a one-legged woman standing up against a wall? ..... ILENE.

etc. etc.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs outside your front door? .... MATT.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating out in the ocean? .... BOB.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs bouncing across the surface of a lake? .... SKIP.

Should I keep going, Rob?

And another thing.....where did Tracy get my old avatar?

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Old 12-01-2005, 01:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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So much for diversity and inclusiveness.

Not to mention good humor.
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You have met us, right Gabe? It's Michael and me for gawd's sake! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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LOL. When I got married (to my Australian wife), my brother-in-law told me that her emigration to Canada would result in the collective IQ's of both countries being raised! Don't you love in-laws? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 12-01-2005, 05:20 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I just have to say...I think I love you all. You guys always make me smile

I needed that...thanks
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