joke: The blonde and the Lawyer

[wingsfan]

The Blonde and The Lawyer
>>A lawyer and a blonde gal happen to be sitting next to each other on a
>>long
>>flight from L.A. to New York. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she
>>would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take
>>a
>>nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few
>>winks.
>>
>>The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun.
>> He explains how the game works . . " I ask you a question, and if you
>>don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice-versa."
>>
>>Again the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer
>>figures he's pretty smart and since his opponent is a blonde he will
>>easily
>>win the match, so he makes another offer. "Okay, how about this? If you
>>don't know the answer you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer,
>>I
>>will pay you $500."
>>
>>This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that th e will be no
>>end
>>to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer
>>asks the first question . . "What's the distance from the earth to the
>>moon?"
>>
>>The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a
>>five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's
>>turn. She asks the lawyer . . "What goes up a hill with three legs, and
>>comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He
>>takes out his
>>laptop computer and searches all his references.
>>
>>He taps into the Air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and
>>even the Library of Congress. Frustrated he sends E-mails to all his
>>co-workers and friends he knows. All to no avail.
>>
>>After over an hour of searching for the answer he finally gives up. He
>>wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500
>>and
>>turns away to get back to sleep. The
>>lawyer, who can't believe he's been outsmarted by a blonde, is going nuts
>>trying to figure it out. He's more than a little frustrated! He wakes
>>the
>>blonde again and asks . . . "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs
>>and comes down with four ?"
>>
>>The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to
>>sleep.

[K-Court]

Good one, wingsfan. I just e-mailed to my wife (a blond) from her husband (lawyer). As in the joke, she's the smarter one ...

[FishrCutB8]

Another for your wife, K:

Two strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when the first guy turned to a beautiful blond bimbo and made his move by saying, Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The blond, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly, and said to the first guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the player. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said the blond. "That could be an Interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass.

The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Oh brother," said the guy. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said the blond, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

[K-Court]

I like it, Fish. Better than giving flowers. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ODBSGIRL]

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to
visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied, "the
sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells,
the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just
one problem. It is these breasts you have given me.
The middle one pushes the other two out and I am
constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them
on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a
real pain," reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other
parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs,
eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having only two
breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically
balanced," as she put it.

That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my
first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six
breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of
those, but I see that you are right.. I will fix it up
right away." And God reached down, removed the middle
breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in
the Garden of Eden.

"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just
fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on
your part. You see, all the animals are paired off.
The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull; all the
animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.

"God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you
are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do
need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a
part of you. Now let's see...where did I put that
useless boob?"

Now, doesn't THAT make more sense than all that
bullshit about the Rib?

[Bond007]

OMG!!!! ODBSGIRL!!!

That's friggin' hilarious!!!!