A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a
lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey
"Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and
join
me, my cold-blooded friend."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey
and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is
'dry', and
that he's going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he
leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to
the stoned
lizard, helping him to the side. He then asks the lizard, "What's the
matter with
you?!"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was
sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new
monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got
dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to
get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this
out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where
the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.
He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"
The Monkey looks down and says "F*****CK, DUDE.......
how much water did you drink?"
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