For inviting me to the "Presidential Squad of the Ninja."
It came in the mail today from supposedly British Columbia. I am glad I got the mail; or otherwise I would have had to explain this to my parents.
I even got a sacred Ninja pledge: "I pledge my skills to the Ninja and the awareness society of Canada. And to the freedome on Ninjas everywhere. And one joined nation of Ninja fighting combat."
For whoever that made this joke; I suggest you figure out what country you want to be from. The letter tells me I am going to D.C. to meet the president; but why would I meet the President of the U.S. if it is the Ninja Awareness society of Canada?
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"Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you are right." - Henry Ford
"UNLESS someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." - Dr. Seuss
"Life is no brief candle to me. It is sort of a splendid torch which I have got hold of for a moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations." - George Bernard Shaw
Originally posted by Ira Levine: It's interesting to note, that the phrases you quote above, amount to absolutely nothing when searched for on Google.
That is really weird.
Let's try some more.....
"Let us share our knowledge of Ninjutsu and Ninja. Ninjutsu is known by many as the art of stealth or the art of the shadow. Much of the training in the Ninjutsu School centers on close range combat and the art of invisibility and espionage."
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It's not a beer belly. It's a gas tank for a sax machine.
I would like to be able to turn invisible. Oh the possibilities [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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And major action will certainly make you feel a bit uncomfortable, which is absolutely fine. You've gotta get excited about feeling uncomfortable, you've gotta love feeling slightly uncomfortable, because you know that you're stepping outside the boundaries that you used to create.
Zach Even-Esh
I've made some huge mistakes, but they were necessary, because without them I wouldn't have learned anything.
-Dave Tate
It's a couple of 14 year olds that swim at the pool. They sent it to all of their friends, and I guess I was one of them.
I'm going to complete the form, and send it to each of their houses to the "Ninja Awareness Society." I only wish I had two fake $5,000 checks to enclose. That will scare the living daylights out of them.
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