What the hell are they talking about?

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Definitions from Beginnertriathlete.com

Term
Definition
70.3
Half Ironman distance (1.2mi/1.9km swim, 56mi/90km bike, 13.1mi/21.1km run)
140.6
Ironman distance (2.4mi/3.8km swim, 112mi/180km bike, 26.2mi/42.2km run)
1/2 IM
Half Ironman (1.2mi/1.9km swim, 56mi/90km bike, 13.1mi/21.1km run)
1/2 mary
Half marathon, 13.1 miles
10k
6.2 miles
2 a day
Two workouts per day
40/30/30
Diet calorie percentages--Carbs/proteins/fats
5k
3.1 miles
Aero Bars
Handlebars which face forward (sometimes shifters are placed here) with places to put your elbows. These bars allow triathletes to maintain a very comfortable aerodynamic position
Aerobic Exercise
Any type of exercise, typically that performed at moderate levels of intensity for extended periods of time, that maintains an increased heart rate. Running a long distance at a moderate pace is an aerobic exercise, but sprinting is anaerobic.
AG(er)
Age Group(er)
AHR
Average Heart Rate
Anaerobic Exercise
The initial phase of exercise, or any short burst of intense exertion, where the glycogen or sugar is consumed without oxygen-a far less efficient process. Examples of anaerobic exercise include weight lifting, sprinting, and jumping.
Anaerobic Threshold
The exercise intensity at which lactate (lactic acid) begins to be produced faster than it can be removed (metabolized), and it starts to accumulate in the blood stream
Aquabike
A swimming stage followed by a biking stage with no run.
AR
Adventure racing
AT
See Anaerobic Threshold
ATP
Annual Training Plan
Basal Metabolic Rate
The amount of energy expended while at rest in a neutrally temperate environment, in the post-absorptive state (meaning that the digestive system is inactive, which requires about twelve hours of fasting in humans).
Base
The solid foundation of fitness on which you build power and speed.
Bike Porn
The photos our colleagues and teammates share of their brand new bikes so that we may covet them.
BMR
See Basal Metabolic Rate
Bonk
When you suddenly lose energy and fatigue sets in, usually caused when glycogen stores in the liver and muscles are depleted, resulting in a major performance drop. Also "hitting the wall".
BOP(er)
Back of the Pack(er)
BPM
Beats per Minute (heart rate)
Brick
Commonly, a combination workout that includes a bike and run back to back. Comedically, "Bike/Run It Can Kill" or "Bike/Run Ick". It can be any combination of triathlon sports with less than 10 minutes between sports.
Cadence
See RPM
CD
Cool Down
Century
Bike ride of 100 miles
Chain Suck
The chain fails to disengage from the bottom teeth of a front chain ring; instead the teeth snag the chain and carry it up and around the rear circumference of the ring, winding it back onto itself, and jamming it between the chain-rings and chain-stay.
Chamois Butter
A clean, non-greasy lubricant between you and your cycling shorts. In addition to making biking more comfortable, it reduces the chances of saddle sores, and restores dried-out chamois & short liners.
Crit
See Criterium
Criterium
A type of bike race held on a short course (usually less than 3 miles), often run on closed-off city center streets. The length of the race can be determined by a number of laps or a total time, in which case the number of remaining laps is calculated as the race progresses.
Deca
10x Iron distance. (24mi/38km swim, 1120mi/1800km bike, 262mi/422km run). There are also 2x. 3x, 4x, 5x, 15x, and 20x distances that have been raced.
DFL
Dead f***ing last
DNF
Did not finish
DNR
Did not race
DNS
Did not start
Dolphin Dive
Technique used to get through shallow water that is more efficient than wading. Involves doing short shallow dives, standing up, and repeating until you get deep enough to swim.
Dolphin Kick
Beating your legs in unison while swimming face down. Used with the butterfly stroke.
DQ
Disqualified
Drafting
The process by which one athlete follows directly behind another athlete. The athlete that is drafting gains an advantage (roughly 20%) by doing less work, but still travels at the same speed as the lead athlete. In most triathlons drafting is illegal on the bike, but it is never illegal during the swim. All world cup triathlon events and the Olympics are draft legal.
DU
See Duathlon
Duathlon
A race consisting of run, bike, run.
Fartlek
Swedish term meaning 'speed play' that is a relaxed method of interval training.
FOP
Front of the pack
Fred
Anyone who dresses up in the full kit of a professional racing team, and even has the matching $6000+ bike to go with it, and rides maybe once a week at 12 mph. Poseur.
Goodie Bag
The bag of free stuff, coupons, ads, etc. you get when you pick up your race packet.
Half Mary
Half marathon, 13.1 miles
Hardware
Award for placing in your AG (medal, trophy, maple syrup, etc.)
HF
Hip Flexor
HIM
Half Ironman (1.2mi/1.9km swim, 56mi/90km bike, 13.1mi/21.1km run)
HR
Heart Rate
HRLT
Heart Rate at Lactate Threshold
HRM
Heart Rate Monitor
IM
Individual Medley in swimming. Consists of equal distances of 4 strokes, usually between 100 and 400 yards-butterfly, backstroke, breast stroke and then any stroke except the first three (I was on the swim team in high school so I only heard that phrase about 100 times or so), which for most people will be freestyle.
IM
Ironman distance (2.4mi/3.8km swim, 112mi/180km bike, 26.2mi/42.2km run)
IMNA
Ironman North America. The organization responsible for the logistics of the 6 official North American Iron distance triathlons (excludes Louisville) and the two official North American 70.3 distance races.
Interval Training
Any cardiovascular workout (e.g. biking, running, rowing, etc.) that involves brief bouts at near-maximum exertion interspersed with periods of lower-intensity activity
Jockstrap
"athletic supporter"/volunteer
Kit
Collection of cycling clothing (jersey, shorts, gloves, helmet)
Lactate Threshold
The highest pace at which you can go for an extended period (>30 minutes) without building up lactic acid.
Lactic Acid
Lactic acid is formed from glucose, and used by working muscles for energy. It is thought that muscle cells convert glucose or glycogen to lactic acid, then lactic acid is absorbed and converted to a fuel by mitochondria in muscle cells. Lactic acid is what causes muscle soreness.
Ladder
An interval workout with progressively increasing then decreasing distances at each interval. For example, run fast for 400m, jog for 200m, run for 800m, jog for 200m, run for 1200m, jog for 200m, run for 800m, jog for 200m, run for 400m, jog for 200m.
LB
Lower Body
LBM
Lean Body Mass
LBS
Local Bike Shop
LSD
Long Slow Distance
LT
See Lactate Threshold
Mary
Marathon
Mashing
A cycling term indicating pedaling a big gear (53 x 13 or 14) with a slower cadence instead of spinning a smaller gear.
Mdot
Ironman trademark
MHR
Maximum Heart Rate
MOP(er)
Middle of the Pack(er)
mRHR
Morning Resting Heart Rate (to distinguish the lowest rate vs. RHR, which could be recovery heart rate.)
MS
Multi Sport
MTB
Mountain Bike
Negative split
Finish the second half of a workout/race faster than the first half.
OA
Over-All, as in overall placement in the race.
OLY
Olympic distance triathlon (1.5K swim, 40K bike and 10K run)
OWS
Open Water Swim
PB
Personal best
PC
Powercranks
PE
Perceived exertion/ effort
Peloton
The large main group in a road bicycle race.
Periodization
Varying the training levels over discrete periods of time to prevent overtraining
PF
Plantar Fasciitis
PNF
Paula Newby Fraser (a.k.a. The Super Chicken)
PR
Personal record
PV
Personal victory
Rabbit
The guy or gal that you pick out of the crowd before your swim start that you will chase and try to pass on your way to the finish.
Race Packet
The packet you get that has your number, swim cap, chip, etc.
RD
Race Director
RHR
Resting Heart Rate
RI
Rest interval
RICE
Rest, Ice, Compress, Elevate
RPE
Rate of perceived exertion
RPM
Revolutions per minute. The pace at which you are turning your cranks when you cycle.
RR
Race Report
SME
Swimming Made Easy (Terry Laughlin's 2000 version of TI)
Split
Your time for a portion of your race or workout. For instance, your mile splits in a 5k are your times for each individual mile.
Sprint
Short distance triathlon. Approximately 400yard swim, 15 mile bike, 3 mile run
T1
Transition 1-Change area between swim and bike
T2
Transition 2-Change area between bike and run
Taco
A bent bike wheel that looks like, well, a taco!
TdF
Tour de France
The Washing Machine
Referring to an OW swim start
TI
Total Immersion: swimming instruction by Terry Laughlin
Transition Area
Place where a triathlete keeps belongings (i.e., bike, wetsuit, running shoes) during a triathlon. This area is part of the race course. After a triathlete finishes their swim, they run to the transition area where they mount their bike. After the bike leg of the race is completed, the triathlete dismounts their bike (in the same spot they retrieved it) and begins the run portion. The race always ends at the finish line (usually near the transition area).
Transition Run
A short (around 10 minutes or 1 mile) run off the bike (as opposed to a Brick, which is usually a longer run).
Tri-Bike
A triathlon-specific bicycle designed for riding in the aerodynamic position. This bike features aero bars, a steep seat tube angle to put you farther over the cranks and allow for a comfortable aerodynamic position, and a very light weight.
Tri-Geek
One who is obsessed with triathlons and all the toys that go with it. He/she lives for the sport, loves to talk about triathlons, loves to train for triathlons, and is involved with anything having to do with the sport. Cyclists love to call triathletes this name -they often call this out as triathletes pass them on a training ride.
TT
Time Trial (usually in reference to cycling)
TTT
Team Time Trial
UB
Upper body
USAT
USA Triathlon, the national governing body for the multi-sport disciplines of triathlon, duathlon, aquathlon and winter triathlon in the United States.
VO2 Max
The highest rate at which oxygen can be taken up and utilized during exercise by a person.
Waves
When a race does not start en masse, the RD will break it up into groups called waves. Often separated by gender and AG's.
Wrench
Bike mechanic
WTC
World Triathlon Corp, owners of Ironman trademark
WU
Warm Up

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HF!

[finboy]

HS! Figure it out...

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Holy #@$%?

[ODB]

Let's come up with our own, I'll go:

Calf Sprint

When approaching the finish line you notice the person in front of you is 10 years older (age written on the calf) so you sprint to beat them. This is also effective, but much harder, when the person is 10 years younger than you.

[finboy]

HA...great one ODB...I love passing the 'kids' and imagine them cursing the 'old' guy who just smoked 'em!

HTB
Hot Tri Babe who passes you on the run...and that's MORE than OK!

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ROG-- Really Old Guy, usually passes you early in the run. Adding insult to injury, he passes you again while you're still running out on the out-and-back course.

[ODB]

WRD

Wheel-Run Dance - Those really cool dance moves you perform as your legs adjust from coming off the bike and heading out on the run.

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WRD

Wheel-Run Dance - Those really cool dance moves you perform as your legs adjust from coming off the bike and heading out on the run.

I called it linguini legs....

[emartin10]

GPS (Gonch Protection System) - Bike shorts with good padding.

Trots - having to drop a deuce about 2 seconds into any good run.

Douchebag - the dude who has a $7,000 bike, aero helmet, and a one piece tri suit with his own triathlon training company's logo on the front, whose ass I kicked EVERY time this summer, by a collective 2 hours or so in 3 races, and he still tried to talk sh!t to me. Sorry, sore subject that people pay him for advice....

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WWW (Where's Winky Water) - That early season training swim where you question your manhood.

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Originally Posted by emartin10

Douchebag - the dude who has a $7,000 bike, aero helmet, and a one piece tri suit with his own triathlon training company's logo on the front, whose ass I kicked EVERY time this summer, by a collective 2 hours or so in 3 races, and he still tried to talk sh!t to me. Sorry, sore subject that people pay him for advice....

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So, what are you saying? You always talk in these cryptic clues, and I'm just not sure how you feel about this guy...

[emartin10]

LOL - he's funny. I see him everywhere, and he really thinks I'm his friend. Or just likes talking smack to me, critiquing my workouts, or my gear. "You ride a Schwinn, you should see my new Cervelo..." It's just extra motivation

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You need to work on your routine. "I saw your Cervelo...on my way out for the run section."