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04-10-2008, 04:35 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 3
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i just got this spam message from a member.
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04-10-2008, 07:03 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Posts: 22
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Same here.
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04-10-2008, 08:11 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 5
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yeah, so did I. Although the title said Re: MAyapril and I thought it might have actually been tried to be sent to Mayapril but accidentally was sent to me.
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04-10-2008, 08:14 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 40
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Originally Posted by Jenny
Same here.
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me too
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04-10-2008, 08:38 PM
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Kettlebell Kween
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Houston
Posts: 2,339
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I banned her.
Let me know if this happens again.
Thanks!
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04-10-2008, 09:21 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 207
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I did too, from Jeanette? and under her name it said "banned".
Oh, and mine came from her at 7pm tonight but I just checked my email.
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04-11-2008, 09:18 AM
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Member
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 37
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I've got it, too. Should I read it, or is there any way to delete it without reading it? (Or is it safe to read it?) TIA!
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04-11-2008, 11:41 AM
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Member
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 37
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OK - I deleted it without reading it, just to be on the safe side.
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04-12-2008, 01:57 AM
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Señor Member
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Posts: 7,025
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Pimping religion? She must have failed trying to sell meds, sex aid, penis pumps (she probably couldn't relate) and porn, so she turned to religion.
Funny.
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04-12-2008, 10:07 AM
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Hi, I'm Horny Thorny.
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Afghanistan
Posts: 1,418
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tupollo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenny
Same here.
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Originally Posted by May10April
yeah, so did I. Although the title said Re: MAyapril and I thought it might have actually been tried to be sent to Mayapril but accidentally was sent to me.
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Originally Posted by former fat guy
me too
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Originally Posted by Nikster
I did too, from Jeanette? and under her name it said "banned".
Oh, and mine came from her at 7pm tonight but I just checked my email.
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Originally Posted by Kimble
I've got it, too. Should I read it, or is there any way to delete it without reading it? (Or is it safe to read it?) TIA!
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Okay men [and ladies],
Today, we will embark into battle. Today, we will defend our freedom. Our freedom to privacy; our freedom to login without private message spam; our freedom to happiness, well-being, and safety. There is no racial segregation--no sexism--no differences between us, tonight. We will be united in our common interest. I commend all of you for volunteering for this, for being the ones to raise your hand when your nation made the call. You stood and bellowed, "We will not go down without a fight, spam!"
"We will not be subject to tyranny, prosecution, and oppression, spam!"
"We will not be overcome by your inconsiderate ways, spam!"
"We will not let you proselytize your faith through internet spamage and Albet Einstein quotes, spam!"
Grab your gear, men [and women], for tonight we ride into battle. Our steads will carry the nation's fate on its back--they will not fail you. We will raise our swords high into the air and come down with the wrath and fury of our forefathers who fought for this nation's freedom before us. We will decapitate spam and leave it twitching in a pool of it's own wretched blood. We will rip spam's throat out with our bare hands and stare down into the heart of evil itself--and we will be victorious. We will not fail.
Prepare yourselves. This will not be an easy fight--this will not be an easy victory. Many of us will die on the battlefield tonight (don't worry though--you can always create a new JPF account). You will see your brothers and sisters strewn across the battlefield and there will be nothing you can do but fight on. Fight on for their memory and all those that perished before them by the hands of spam.
Spam will meet its demise tonight, and history will record today as the day man made its last stand. This is our war, and we will own it.
Happy killing.
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04-12-2008, 09:05 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 179
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HA! Too Funny.
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04-13-2008, 10:44 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Philly on one side, Pittsburgh on another, the Green Between...
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"I am FishrCutB8. And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of the tyranny of Spam! You have come to fight as free men against spam. And free man you are! What will you do without freedom from spam? Will you fight?"
"JP Fitness members against two million spammers? No! We will run - and live with clean inboxes!"
"Yes!" FishrCutB8 shouted back. "Fight and you may die. Run and you will live at least awhile, and your inbox may be clean for a time. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell the spammers that they may take our inboxes, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!"
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04-14-2008, 10:29 AM
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Prime Motivator
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Stewartstown, PA
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I am going to have my friend, the Pope, kick her ass when he gets here.
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04-14-2008, 06:26 PM
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The Pope claims to be the mouthpiece of God. Mahler is friends with the Pope. Coincidence? Think again...
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04-14-2008, 06:51 PM
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Can God write classical music so moving that even Mahler would cry?
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04-14-2008, 07:40 PM
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Ben. Just Ben.
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Mahler doesn't cry. The teardrops run away from him.
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04-15-2008, 04:05 PM
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Mahler's tears cure cancer. Too bad Mahler has never cried.
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04-18-2008, 03:18 PM
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