Greetings,friends! Lend me your ears.
I want to tell you about my f***'d up life,from being a chubby little man who tried to succeed in online gaming,to a full grown kenjutsu user of the japanese sword. It all began one day,when I realized what a shit movie i've made in an online gaming forum where everyone just laughed at me,as if I was the slowest capper in jk2.
Ok,lets get back on topic
This was me about two years ago,with no knowledge of what my wobbling cawk was for. Then one day,my bud Emir steps up to me and goes : "hey man,i know it none of my business,but u look so ugly i wud just slap u on the ass cheeks for letting urself go so much "
So I started thinkin deep,about what he said and I realized he was right. I was a joke so I took up a sport which needed jedi-like reflexes mixed with some croatian natural-born talent and came out with Kenjutsu. A sport of the gentlemen. A sport of the men who only deserve to have one eyebrow in this cruel world. A sport passed down from generation to generation which came all the way to my great great grandfather,Jereziah Babic; and today...yours truly
And yes,that is the astonishing Clint Eastwood in the background but he is not the main attraction tonight. Leave no words unspoken and no acts undone,for do that and I shall smite thou with the fury of my new and improved sharkys@125fps mode
Farewell.
My complete body transformation,from head to toe,from ginger hair to one eyebrow
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