I think JP should work on his next commercial:
(A group of kids is filmed coming to the drive-thru of an "anonymous" donut shop).
Teen #1: Hey guys, what's everybody want?
#2: Uhhh... gimme a minute. Man, the 'Type 2 diabetes' is always good, but I've been wanting to try the 'early heart attack'.
#3: Are you nuts? The new flavor of 'subcutaneous fat' is the BOMB! Hook me up with one of those.
#1: Alright, that's one 'subcutaneous fat', and I'm ordering the 'barely alive at 35'. What else?
#2: Hold on, it's a tough choice! I mean, come on, 'type 2 diabetes', 'early heart attack', 'subcutaneous fat', 'barely alive at 35'... they all sound so good! Why can't I try them all?
#1: Don't worry, man. If we keep coming back often enough, I'm sure you'll get to have every single one of 'em.
(Kids laugh as they pickup their order and drive off).
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