Creatine makes me swole

[Snarlla]

This is kind of OT, but it's a little known fact that many people are allergic to nitrogen.

If you experience one or more of the following symptoms you may have a nitrogen allergy, and should try cutting back to see if it helps:

flatulence
swole
failure to stop at stop signs
talking to loudly on cell phones
stupidity
forgetting to turn off your turn signal
brown stool
sneezing when exposed to bright sunlight
occasional headaches
leaving the toilet seat up
crooked parking
excessive urination after drinking 5 cups of coffee

If you experience one or more of these symptoms, or any others that aren't on the list, please speak to your Dr. because you may have a nitrogen allergy.

[Aoife]

you forgot fancy parking, curling in the squat rack, and sporting a mullet.

other signs include Big Hair, inability to use turn signals, and driving a camry.

[Snarlla]

Oh yes. The list is not comprehensive. Also, I feel compelled to point out that mullets are usually indicative of a more serious problem, which may or may not be exacerbated by a sensitivity to nitrogen.

[Aoife]

mullets are part of a bigger problem of NASCAR (Nitrogen Allergy-Sensitivity Combination to Aggravate Retardation)
It's a very serious problem.

[ninja]

the mullet is actually either getting trimmed or disappearing completely in less than an hour

[chaddukes]

Mullets give me priapism.

[fengshway]

If your mullet lasts for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately.

[missjane]

So what is a person afflicted with if they have a mullet AND a curly perm?? Now, THAT sounds extremely serious, and I know someone who has this ailment.

[Katydid77]

Originally Posted by ninja

the mullet is actually either getting trimmed or disappearing completely in less than an hour

Gotta love Mullets. Business in the front . . . Party in the back

[bamazav]

I am just wondering what has happened to this place since I have been gone. After rethinking, could creatine cause memory loss? After my fits of rage I forget what I was angry about in the first place.

[Frank.S]

I dont find monohydrate to have much effect on aggression, but the CEE stuff has a pretty severe effect on my aggression.

I dont think the creatine causes it directly, the creatine makes me stronger on the main core lifts (squat/deads/etc) and in turn I release extra GH and testosterone which causes more aggression.

[chaddukes]

Originally Posted by Frank.S

the creatine makes me stronger on the main core lifts (squat/deads/etc) and in turn I release extra GH and testosterone which causes more aggression.

Yeah, but you're pulling four digits to ooze out a bucketful of GH and Testosterone. I don't think most of us are in your category.