Sad and pathetic, but social. I've put take home MORALS at the end, for those who simply want to use this post to help themselves.
I fell short of all my goals:
-2K miles. Nix. Got to around 1,600 and had a VERY bad August, which deflated my sails. Did get a lot of good mtb riding in WV in Sept. though. Will post a report and pics when I can get a site I can link pics through.

MORAL: good weather in Chicago, along with good health, is not guaranteed.
-Century: Nix. Although in all fairness, I could have easily extended one of my 70+ mile rides to do one, I thought, nah, let me do an organized one at the end of Sept when I planned it. Bad move. MORAL: What you can do today, don't put off until tomorrow.
Net result: (and I will post a different post on this as well entitled : 'Aerobic and Fat' or 'I'll Start Tomorrow'): after ditching the weights since March to ride a lot, after eating a lot of carbs and not eating cleanly, I am as fat as ever and in some of the worst shape of my life (I've been heavier/fatter, but in better shape). Lou's right...for fat loss and good health, cardio sucks, esp. when you combine it with a BAD diet (but you didn't hear it from me). But I'm a damn good bike rider: Hartman's sport specificity at work! MORAL: Let the sad story of a once buff Kaiser be a cautionary tale.
Signed,
Fatty (OK, not really that fat, but not happy about his BF%)