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Old 02-20-2008, 12:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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... I went to a top-notch strip club this last weekend.

We had our pre-season club meeting and they had a Trek Madone 6.9 Pro, a Giant TCR advanced and a Colnago Extreme C (along with the Colnago rep) there.

Yes, I touched, stroked, and basically drooled over the carbon fiber beauties. The new trend in the downtube is conical or round to square tubes in CF.

I practically fainted when the bike shop that sponsors us stated we're going to have some to demo this season.

I brought back home a Colnago catalog that I sneak a peek at from time to time when my Trek 5.2 isn't looking.

C'MON SPRING!!!
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Old 02-20-2008, 07:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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well???
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Old 02-20-2008, 09:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The lap dances in that place suck though... Your stuff keeps getting caught in the sprocket!

OUCH!!!!

I hope those poor bikes don't feel violated, you dirty old cyclist!
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I've been eying this sweetheart...sex on wheels, IMO

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