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Old 05-13-2007, 11:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default official May Challenge Trash-talking thread...

Let teh PWNING begin...
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P-man tries to intimidate Team 1 with his MYSTERIOUS HYPMOTIZING DANCE!

And P-man shows us which team is going to lose the challenge:



Which team is going to lose, P?



No, seriously, who sucks the most?



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What the hell happened to my tights fish????
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What the hell happened to my tights fish????
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WRONG TEAM!! GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!
My mileage takes me out past my house, out of town, into your town and through your lawn. If your mileage got you out of the driveway, you'd understand that! [what is that sound???...... PWNED! And in his own house too!]
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My mileage takes me out past my house, out of town, into your town and through your lawn. If your mileage got you out of the driveway, you'd understand that! [what is that sound???...... PWNED! And in his own house too!]
Speaking of which, just how is your mileage so far?

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Speaking of which, just how is your mileage so far?

BWHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!
As of today? I didn't want to bring this up, but......

IT'S EXCEEDED YOUR GOAL FOR THE WHOLE MONTH.

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Saw this in the want ads:

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Wanted, New Owner, Central Pennsylvania area. Brand new bike, nice setup, hardly used by current owner, seeking new owner. Needed - a real rider who will ride me as I need to be ridden. Not sitting inside the house all day like some sort of kept trophy, but treated as a bike should be treated. Ridden. All over town and even out of it. Sometimes roughly, sometimes smoothly, but ridden either way for miles and miles. Triathletes who will two- or three-time me with running shoes and swimming pools need not apply.

Kindly call Fish's bike at 888-RIDE-MEE.


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Hahahahaha! Woops, sorry Fish. Are we on the same team?
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Hahahahaha! Woops, sorry Fish. Are we on the same team?
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...full speed ahead!

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LOL! And, yet I still somehow get in more miles than Fish.
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Team 1 Metaphor: I call this one Floundering in the low tide.

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Team 2: so powerful, we're breaking stuff with the sheer force of our pedalstrokes.


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Team 2: so powerful, we're breaking stuff with the sheer force of our pedalstrokes.


Did I send you those pics of my bike or did you steal them online???

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Did I send you those pics of my bike or did you steal them online???

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Read my comment again: I said 'powerful' (i.e Team 2), not 'pitiful' (i.e. Team 1).


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LOL - just wait until you come to Colorado again. You're done for there flat lander!

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Sadly (or gratefully) I'll miss the Ride the Rockies again this year.
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More vidz of BamaDave on a training ride...

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Note: Sean Costin is C()D3 for BamaD:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcItXqFuZHU&NR=1

(He hit's the one mile to go marker at 6:18 and hits the finish at 7:17. For anyone who is not familiar with how this race is run, The racers start 5 miles away from the finish line and they build up their speed until they get timed going through a 200 meter trap. That is how they calculate their speed. If you look closely on the far right of the screen you can occasionally see the mile markers. 5, then 4.5, etc...)
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Vintage video of Team 2 unearthed:

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It is a sad time when the fine folks in Arkansas can't spell Team 1 Blows correctly!
I suspect it's more a reflection on the people from Michigan who can't count to 2.
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